THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to post this FULL BLOWN RETARD. This guy thinks he’s so smart. He likes to make fun of other people’s accents if they’re not from this country, but can’t spell words like too or sense. As you can see here, he is sporting the gay 25 year old balding mad scientist look. His GF has the ugliest face for an asian, IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. But he thinks she’s super hot, and chains pet names for her when she calls like “super hunny bunny bunch” or some sh*t like that. All he does at his job, is one simple task, but seems to think he’s smarter than everybody around him. You have to babysit him through anything that requires an actual IQ. He yells and spits on homeless people, and doesn’t feel like a boy without his brass knuckles. He makes it obvious he’s marrying his NUTTAFACE*, because SHE popped HIS cherry. This retard enjoys some of the lamest things in the world, such as Insane Clown Posse, Wrestling, and anyone and anything from the millions of trailer parks in this country. One day, i hope that he is able to talk his sh*t to a person’s face, so he can be shown that bare knuckles can do more damage than his brass knuckles. He can be found at night at random trailer parks, dressed in clown makeup, raping dead animals and finger banging hobos with his wildabeast bride. I wrote this in one minute, but would like to write a more detailed and funnier description another time. *NUTTAFACE – the only enjoyable thing you can do with this girl is nut on her face(soon to be added to urban dictionary).
She’s got some heavy eyelids…- nik