THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello all! My name is Megan Brooks. I’m from the suburbs of Chicago, and I am about as crazy as a b*tch can get. I had two babies, by two different guys. My current boyfriend is a total jackass. Which basically means I can get away with cheating on him, every last chance I get. And he is not the daddy to either one of my kids, by the way!  I keep getting tattoos on my out of shape, nasty looking body, because I am soooooo attention starved! And I may look like a man? but I am really a woman. I promise.

What is this?- nik