THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Marla Dunn (dark hair). She just moved back to Washington from Houston. She gave me a sob story about being down on her luck so I helped her out. We started dating. Started hearing stories from friends of hers. Turns out this broad is a crazy compulsive liar! She told me she was 28, she’s 43 and a grandma already! Has a 22 year old daughter! Told me she owns a night club in Houston, she’s been a fuckin stripper for over 20 years! Told all her friends she has been dating NFL player Randy Moss for 6 years now. She met him one damn time! He doesn’t even know who the hell she is! This bitch has lied about everything in her life and it was time to call her out. Go back to your trailer park with your fantasies Marla and maybe get yourself a psych evaluation!!
Good lord, where’s my stapler.- nik