Alyson Marie Is Also My Friend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since I read the JEN POST I finally have the confidence to tell my friend something. Alyson please don’t be mad at me, I just need to tell you this because it really bothers me and will make you look hotter than you already are. Your upper lip is really hairy. I know its just peach fuzz but its starting to become a problem. When you kiss me I can feel your whiskers. Ally please wax that lip for all your friends and thank you Nik for the dirty. It feel so good to get that off my chest.
Alyson, don’t wax the upper lip… it will only make it worse. You don’t want the peach fuzz to turn into real hair. My advice is to LaserAway the lip. Put this problem to bed so people can focus on your +2′s.- nik









I love her.
Thank you.
So wait, is this chick’s name alyson or jen? This is so dumb…
Alyson.- nik
So who the f*ck is Jenny Broesder??
Peach fuzz turn into real hair? Stop listening to ridiculous myths Nik, I thought you were better than that.
You can’t laser blonde hair effectively. It mostly only works on dark hair as the laser is absorbed into the dark pigment. Waxing doesn’t make hair grow back darker. No hair removal system can change your DNA. Your DNA is what determines your hair color and coarseness.
Laser it away, Go to a salon. They’ll know what to do.