THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since I read the JEN POST I finally have the confidence to tell my friend something. Alyson please don’t be mad at me, I just need to tell you this because it really bothers me and will make you look hotter than you already are. Your upper lip is really hairy. I know its just peach fuzz but its starting to become a problem. When you kiss me I can feel your whiskers. Ally please wax that lip for all your friends and thank you Nik for the dirty. It feel so good to get that off my chest.
Alyson, don’t wax the upper lip… it will only make it worse. You don’t want the peach fuzz to turn into real hair. My advice is to LaserAway the lip. Put this problem to bed so people can focus on your +2′s.- nik