**Update: An Invitation For The Ages
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this submission is not to tarnish or impugn anyone’s character. It is an invitation to you my friend. You talk a lot about unemployed women and these so called boat trips. Well I think a man of your caliber is entitled to one. I have included my contact information and if there is a rate for your time I will entertain the offer. I can assure no documentation ie. photos/video, the girls aren’t free so why should you be. My reasoning for the invite is because I want you to truly be educated in this lifestyle. It’s tons of fun and the threshold for these women are completely released when you can smell the salt and sea. Yes, if you are into defecation that can be arranged. Everything in this world has a price and for guys like us money creates action. Also, my only real rule with these women which is MANDATORY for payment – all drugs must be inserted through the anal cavity. Nik you will never feel more aroused in your life until you insert a Molly pill into a beautiful woman’s anus. With the ocean breeze and the Molly hitting the bloodstream instantly these women become dead fish. Anyway I don’t want to give away too much enjoyment. Please join me on this private experience of a lifetime my friend.
Not really my thing. I get sea sick and I hate the smell of fish. Let me think about it (for research purposes).- nik
**Update: Mrs. Meyer sounds like a really good teacher.**
I nominate Scooby to go on this trip.
Please take me with you!!!!
This guy is lying. Women DO NOT put ecstasy in their backsides.
Oh yes they do. Its the new trend in the club world.- nik
People have been doing sherry enemas 4 years and years. And women have been doing the tampon soaked in vodka trick 4 just as long, so shoving a molly or 2 up ur b-hole is not shocking 2 the majority of us. Rock that boat, Nik and post some kickass pics 4 ur army!
I will go on this trip in place of Nik since he is married.
Lol. A secret of the trade. Molly in the ass is the only way to drop it!
its called booty bumping and its been around since the 90′s
You say it like its cool or something. Slut!
Those porto pottys do like dead fish. Dirty hoes! Bahahahahaha.
YOLO
YOLO!!!!
I nominate myself The Red Hulk for this trip into the unknown. I have for one seen women incert these drugs into their anus. It actually was popular in 2005. Back then it was called Malcolm for obvious reasons and I do not get sea sick. All I ask is that Captain Stabbin not get hot if any of these tricks choose me to be their ‘captain’ afterwards. Hulk doesn’t block Hulk gets chosen.
I just caught one of my students viewing your website in my classroom. I know this isn’t your fault, however I couldn’t help but notice the article he was reading. Let me start by saying that I am disgusted, repulsed, and dissapointed with the content on your website. Publishing a story that involves prostitution and drugs into the anus is completey uncalled for. I am a mother and teacher. I work hard to make sure our youth are put in a position to succeed in life. It’s people like you that corrupt society and make this world ugly. Please work harder to be a role model, not a pig looking for cheap thrills.
Shut your mouth Mrs. Meyer. Save your preaching for the classroom. You are not my teacher!
Nik doesn’t promote these hilarious posters to do this just like he didn’t ask Bucky to look at this site in your class. Don’t blame Nik he is not a role model nor is Charles Barkley. You should be worried about bullies in your school not The Dirty.com
Mrs. Meyer- I am a teacher too and while one of my students would get a referral for looking at this site, actually, it wouldn’t happen because I watch my kids constantly and pay attention to what they’re doing, but I would thrilled if one of my students became a successful entrepreneur like Nik Richie. Perhaps you should be paying attention to what your kids are doing in class instead of spending the time posting negative comments about this site.
Oh dear God lady. No one wants to read about stand-up citizens and people with morals. (No one except old people.). So shut your trap grandma and go knit something.
Mrs. Meyer, I heard some rumors about you and a few of your students being inappropriately touched by you. I think you just introduced yourself to the Dirty Army…
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If I didn’t have 4 kids to take care of I would go on this trip with you Nik. I’m a Mother of 4 so I don’t have the time like others because I’m constantly working, but if you need a mother figure as security during this excursion I can help. I won’t charge that much Nik. Think about it. It would mean a lot to my kids.
WOW!! You’d really leave your kids to go on a Malcolm and sex cruise?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?? And this would help THEM how??
I’m not going to have sex. I’m going to protect Nik from all these girls that will try to seduce him. When I was with Pedro’s father Jesus he taught me how to knife fight. I’m skilled with knives and can protect Nik from these girls that will try to sleep with him. My kids are my world and I will protect Nik for the right price. This will put food on the table for Pedro, Chan, Shonte and Sarah. Being a Mother of 4 with all deadbeat fathers you become skilled in fighting back especially against people who try to rape.
I don’t think Captain Stabbin would allow knifes of any kind on his boat. He didn’t let Brooke Hogan bring her mase on board. As a male I don’t think you’d be able to keep any of these scavengers off the men when it would be wanted ya know? You’d probably be Dwight Howarding him and no male likes that unless they have a class 5 clinger or a shot caller that won’t back off. Don’t put yourself in such danger for money mom. You have to do what you have to do but always remember YOU have to make it back home! For the little ones. Hulk
You can’t be serious right now?!
I love reading how serious you are in your comments! Its so funny! But I truly admire your enthusiasm! Lol
Give the whole Mother of Four thing a rest. It’s not funny. You’re not funny. You are trying way too hard and it’s kind of pathetic.
Ok, Hulkster, the first few times I read it I gave u the benefit of the doibt. I cant hold it in anymore. If u r referring 2 the captain of the Love Boat, which Im assuming u r since this is a boat post, his name was Captain Stubing. With a “u “. Not Stabbin wiyh an “a”. Carry on as u were Red Hulk!
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I’m seriously getting worried about the amount of people posting that they go drd from someone. That means BOTH YALL have drd, not just the person you are trying to out.
Lets start posting some names here? I do NOT want to run into any of these guys who now have drd I don’t care WHERE it came from.
*I’m not JUDGING you, I’m making an OBSERVATION*
It’s not a new club trend. People have been “plugging” pills since the 80′s
pills are a HUGE epidemic everywhere in the world. not just sluts in st tropez.
yeah, haven’t you guys watched “trainspotting”?????? about the woman with four kids–you come across as witty. keep writing and remember, the more insults you get, the better because underneath all of that hostility from others lurks ENVY!!
The ridiculous of this post is exceeded only by the ridiculousness of these comments. Bourgeois fools. I hope Molly causes each of your buttholes to explode.
I dont know Nik, sounds like this guy wants to put u into shady/financially benefical situation. This guy wants to turn u into a greg sucker. If you go on this trip not only will u be a homo, u will have an extra $1,000,000 in you bank account. A rich ass guy like this wants to have that power over you and the title of taking ur buttholes virginity. This rich a hole wants to turn u into a porta potty, so NIk would u?
Boy you’re crazy! Captain Stabbin is not playing for the other team he a 3 time MVP in the Atlantic Ocean! He has been gaping girls on his boat before you were even a specimen! Look him up!
How any girl could let men shit on her for cash is beyond me. Obviously these chicks have no souls left if dollar bills are worth more than their dignity. Stare into one of these chicks eyes and all you’ll see is the back of her skull.
Kate says this like she has looked in a females skull before. I like that.
‘for research purposes’ lmfao good one nik!
ew wtf?! the dirty always opens my eyes to all the sick f*cks out there!
Hmmmm… lets say you do go and you see something really messed and it just messes up your entire view of sex. Even thinking about a dude maybe dropping a steaming hot duece on some hot chick just kinda makes me uncomfortable. So seeing that live in full view … I cringe … not to mention that is probably not even close to the worse thing that goes down.
Problem is, these chicks are never that hot! Remember that pic of Megan Rossee and chix in front of the private jet? “Nuff said!
nik, it is people like you that actually inspire my generation to become something and to leave their mark on the world! Don’t listen to that professor.
Close your mouth and make normal mouth poses when you take photos. I think lip liner would look great on you. Don’t just use mascara on your outter lashes. Trim your dead hair off and do some conditioning treatments. When you color your hair, only touch the roots, not the peices that have already been lightened. Consider low lights as well for less lightener in your hair.
I stuck my finger in a girls butt once and when I pulled it out it looked like I’d been digging for worms in the mud
Molly = pure mdma powder form… you sniff it… Extasy pills are never pure mdma.
100 bucks says that you end up on a rented pontoon boat at a musty lake with a bunch of old sausage wallets with dirty chili rings.
Im really flattered that you stole my picture off of instagram to promote your whore trips. Clearly the trips you put together aren’t nearly as nice and the caliber of girls you get are so trashy and disgusting that you have to try and degrade people who do actually pay their own way. I’m sure you don’t even know the country or flag we are in… get an education loser and a real profession other than being some low class pimp.
best of luck.
nini
Hey, idiot OP. Your donations didnt go to support Lance’s cancer, they went to all the other people that needed it. You want to take your money back from people that really need it?? Who cares if he lied? Its cycling, they all lied. Its not about his sport, it’s about all the money he raised to help cancer victims. He could go tell 100 more lies, how does that change the fact that LiveStrong is known as an honest charity & has helped so many people?? You think a little kid on chemo getting helped by LiveStrong gives a shit if Lance lied about cycling? Stop focusing on the bicycle shit, people
Red hulk, u r hilarious… Kate comment priceless.