THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man is the life of the party in Chicago, and so fun to be around…until you realize he is a leech. He is a social piranha and preys on women. He uses different names on multiple online dating websites to sleep with multiple women at once. He travels, so he does this in different cities (most recently Chicago and Washington DC). He’s been evicted from the past 2 places he has lived, and will lie about EVERYTHING. His credit score is so low that he can’t get approved for an apartment, so he is forced to find girlfriends to cosign with him on leases. He is the ultimate scammer. He is unemployed most of the time, but tells people he is everything from a lawyer to a restaurant owner in Chicago (it’s hilarious when you know he is really just a restaurant kitchen worker). He will steal money from anyone, including his family. He stole $7,000 from his last girlfriend and opened a credit card in her name (silly Brian, that’s called identity theft). He even put his student loan payments on her credit card! He is the definition of a deadbeat dad; his illegitimate child is owed $9,000 from his unpaid child support. But he won’t claim that the child is his. He makes up so many twisted stories that you can’t keep them straight. Look out for him in River North or in Wrigleyville, or anywhere where there are single women to be preyed on.

I bet he keeps a drawer full of wet naps (for showers).- nik