THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never understood why you called her Canary until now. My buddy just texted me this picture of Laura and I finally see the bird. That nose looks like it’s about to tweet.
How old is Canary? Where is she flying these days? Canary is not really aging the way I thought she would.- nik
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Wooooooow! Canary used to be my favorite. Before she looked 90!
This chick has been running around Vegas being a Bottle Rat and every club and pool in town. When guy really take a look at her old face and body she is removed from their tables. She is now hanging with 21 year old girls that actually are the new hot crop of Vegas Bottle Rats, they must feel like having their mom party with them. The Canary still has been able to con a few guys into taking her on trips. Give her props on that at least..
I can’t believe I used to Masterbate to this chick on the reg. Disgusted with myself now.
Tweet nose for sure!!!!!!! LMFAO
Laura was one of my besties when she lived in Newport. It’s a shame to see what living in las Vegas can do to someone. She has aged 20 years in a short time. Was such a sweet person. But now all she does is party with douchebags. I think u are better than this Laura!
I’m on the same page. She was beautiful and hit the Vegas wall.
That what happens when you do “blow” and escort… it’s ages you. Laura used to be a good looking girl.. now she looks like a witch.
She has a witchy nose.
What did she take Scooby Snacks old nose or something?
Laura u need a good bible based church. Living in Vegas has clearly ruined u on the outside. However I still believe that there is something strong inside u. If u want, we can go to church together. I know it can be intimidating to let Jesus Christ into your soul. But once he is inside, you will be able to conquer all. I would love the chance to go on this journey together.
Sounds like you want to be “inside” canary. I think it is disgusting that you are using god as an excuse to have sex with this girl. Satan!
Lyle, God bless you for trying.. BUT, once a “ho”, always a “ho”. She’s like an old dish rag.. You can wash it a hundred times but it’s still a “dish rag”.
That is no canary.. seriously wtf!
Theres nothing more sad than a girl who is over 30 and still this hard into the party scene. Shows she has nothing going for her and is desperately clinging to her youth. Who the hell is going to wife some washed up, aged bottle rat? A geriatric rich dude who needs someone to feed him viagra and suck on his limp, wrinkly greg. Better start hitting the seniors centers Canary!
Canary needs to get to the doctor and fast! She’s aging rapidly!
a bird?.. a plane?.. no! canary!! lololol
Nik Ritchie is amazing! Amazing at being a broke, deadbeat, dad to his Little Retarded Girl.. He is brilliant. Brilliant at saving his money, because he know his little webby website is about to go under and the $3,000 per month he makes will soon be gone. My little sister makes more money than you Nik-Hole. I actually think it’s sad that your about to lose the little money you have scraped together over the years to the various law suits that are pending. How will your little fatty down syndrome child get her little milk milks? Or your new “wife” or as we used to call her “Cum Dumpster”. How will she afford her $10 do-it-yourself hair bleach when all your assets get seized? Poor Nik-Hole. Sounds like Karma really is like your mom. An UGLY BITCH. Bbahahahahaha
Canary needs some facial surgery for sure! Her eyes are waay 2 far apart. But I’m curious Nik, would you? Would you stop being such a douchie, broke, pathetic, ugly, slut? My little sister makes more money than you Nik-Hole. I actually think it’s sad that your about to lose the little money you have scraped together over the years when your website gets shut down. How will your little fatty down syndrome child get her little milk milks? Or your new “wife” or as we used to call her “Cum Dumpster”. How will she look out on the street on her non ass? Just let me know if you would or not. lolol
^^^ Looks like this post made Laura’s blown-out ass go insane hahaha
I think she is georgous! if she doesn’t have a nose job, then maybe she’s happy with her looks? maybe just maybe she doesn’t really care about what internet stalkers think? people should have fun and not care what others think.
She looks fine in person & is a sweet girl, hattttterz.
i love canary! you can call me canary army