Caption This Nik Richie
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you have seen this or not but I want you to ‘Caption This’ or let others ‘Caption It’. After seeing the Runyon Warrior I knew you would appreciate this picture. I guess this girl tried to get into a Las Vegas nightclub and was denied for obvious reasons.
Can I have my wife beater back?- nik
**That’s my caption, what’s yours (leave in comments and I will tell you if I think you’re NR worthy)**
Detroit Thong
Farkel that’s the best you can do?- nik
Fred Farkel’s Thong?
I little bit better.- nik
Fred’s HOT ex-wife is NOT TJ POWERS… her name is really:
TJ BUTTOCKS.
Oh LORD if my ex sees this I will hear from her lawyer.
Thank you
Snap backs and tatoos
Sucked.- nik
ugh i just want to earn a shirt. not that one. skid marks…
thanks for the feedback
They should have let Britney Spear’s bridesmaid in the club.
Ya’ll be nice to Britney’s bridesmaid.
Britney has no friends.- nik
Here comes the bride?
Warmer.- nik
cover the picture up from the waist and above. it looks like a super heavy division weight lifter’s back! with that whacky skirt/thong thing over her ass/legs. it looks like a black king kong bundy’s back/shoulders/neck. weird
Holy sh*t is does.- nik
… That’s an ass-state. #mercy
#gay.- nik
haha! nik, you should do this more.
Bomba without photoshop.
Too black to make sense.- nik
Baby got back…..of knee!
Winning.- nik
Man, Slash has gained a lot of weight!
Ass Crayon
Nope.- nik
I guess ciara quit with her one two step
Boring.- nik
Rotten Ass melons!
Lmao
Not funny.- nik
Looks like Jessica Simpson got home from vacation, finally.
You forgot to add the part about her tan.- nik
Fair enough. Looks like Jessica Simpson didn’t use enough sun block while on vacation.
is that a heshe……looks like there are two sets of balls there
do ur balls hang low…… jesus kneeballs
She’s wearing 2 tanks, at the same damn time
I have heard of Ashy Knees but this lady has Assy Knees.. The back of her knee looks like a little version of her ass..hahaha..Viva Las Vegas
Does this purse make me look fat?
Decent.- nik
i’ve heard of ass less chaps, but this is ridiculous.
They lady at the vicki secrets place said this was the last pair in my size.
Fat backs n wack shoes
Ahhh, the new thongs from the Kardashian Kollection have finally hit Sears.
The best.- nik
Poor shoes.
Nik, can you spot the midget?
Hey Chad Ochocinco, here’s your next victim.
I like.- nik
Totally Krossed Out
(In case you forgot… http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513O-HPioxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
The mac daddy make you Jump Jump!- nik
No, I’m pretty sure it’s the Daddy Mac that makes you Jump Jump!
Its T-Shirt Time……Do you have large love handles, an enormous ass the size of rhode island, and hate having a muffin top? Well, I have the solution for you…..grab your favorite tank top, and wear it as a skirt….now enjoy the benefits of not spending thirty minutes to button your pants, forcing your fat lard inside the waist line, and just let it all hang out the arm sleeves. ShirtSkirts, coming to a big and tall near you.
She’s modeling the Kardashian fall collection….
Shocked she wasnt let in the club? This seems to be all there is in the clubs anymore. Paging Ochocinco-ur girls waiting out front!!
He must have made her turn the lights off before hand and keep them off until she was fully covered again…
Atleast she’s proud of it and tried to make it look good. I mean her outfit could’ve been alot worse. She matches. And I like her hate. Have a nice day. God Bless.
first time Ive ever seen anyone try to squeeze into a tea cozy
I hope the midget is still not in that shirt. He is wearing her like a hat
i always thought jessica simpson was white
“who let the dogs out!”
No caption, but how are you gonna dress down that outfit with a baseball cap on?
she’s got an ass like a tank….top.
Pre-op photo leaked! Siamese Kardashians
Wasn’t this one of those aliens in Total Recall?
HAHA THIS WAS IN ATLANTA… AND IT WAS ALREADY POSTED ON MEDIATAKEOUT dot com LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO….
time for some new dirt dirty boys
She must of tried “stepping” into the shirt to put it on. But it didn’t slide up all the way. Kinda got stuck on her elephantiasis of the ass.
We can only hope Rodman’s Agent can get a call through to the producers of Celebrity Biggest Loser before it’s too late.
Presenting the Olympic uniform for the US chicken team… Chicken, the other water sporting event with hot chicks in hot uniforms. I really hope there is a wardrobe malfunction!!