THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is Cory Pritchard – a wannabe rapper, who hails from Kingston, Ontario. He performs under the name S-cape Artist, when it should really be S-cuse Artist! He has three amazing babies, by three different moms (thank god for the moms, because he’s absolutely useless!). He not only has an issue keeping it in his pants (although, rumour has it, when “it” is out of his pants, its nothing to write home about!), he ignores all of his kids, and has zero responsibility for ANY of them financially. To hear him tell it, he’s had a hard life (something his parents, amazing people, would argue with!), and is a misunderstood, frustrated musician, just needing that ONE BIG BREAK! He spends his days trolling the mall in Kingston, acting like a big shot around the teenyboppers (uh, he’s 26.. watch your kids!), and getting phone numbers instead of oh, I dunno, WORKING?? Beware those who are also looking for love on the internet – this loser has a profile on a well-known ‘looking for love’ website (one that deals with fishing..lol) – and, ON it, he claims to be single, with no kids!! Wonder how his current g/f (also the mother of one of his children) will feel finding that out!!
Nice bed. You should probably get a real job, try and make it past 20k in life.- nik