THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this scared deer looking creature called the Lauren Stokoe will hunt down the largest p*nises in Sooke, yet she had already mated with almost every single male in sight! She must find the greatest and mightiest dink of them all and stay with it until it never hardens again. She will then try and battle every other female that comes near her p*nises and she will loose every single Battle. Watch out for her, she will get you, all of you!
Sharpies will soon go along with her bandanas- nik