THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know she’s like 40 now but Crystal Kuns needs to save her webcam and hooker money and buy a nose job already! What do you think? Why can’t this girl just accept her age?
I actually prefer Crystal’s unedited nose. Her personal photoshopped look it too Asian and Orange for me.- nik
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She also poorly photoshopped her chin and arm. She looks better in the first picture. Her nose in the second picture just looks ridiculous.
It scared me!
I wouldn’t touch that. I hear she has a few bugs crawling around her private places.
somebody is jelly belly, you’re probably not half as pretty as she is
How can you be “jelly-belly” over someone that started out really ugly? She was not a pretty girl as a child.
She is trying to have a little nose and kitten eyes like mine. There is only ONE me.
She don’t look 40. 40 used to be old and all cooked up. What is the world going to? Botox, lotions and potions, lipo, fitness, personal chefs, vitamin injections, plastic surgery. Chr*st, it’s Kind of kreepy in a way. No matter. I think she’s hot. You all don’t gotta agree.
It’s called upkeep James. And I agree she’s hot.
Crystal is not forty, nor does she look like it in pictures at least … but she is not hot; she is a cute girl; too skinny, but that includes fake assets, loads of makeup, and of course, Photoshop. She is a very mean person and cares nothing for others. She really needs to seek deep inside and find her soul, and that perhaps would cause her inner beauty to shine forth and make her beautiful.
I think she totally looks 40 and crazy and like bad news!
too skinny..haha maybe in 2005..shes fat as fuck in person
Crystal is good people. I like her nose she doesn’t need to photoshop it.
Crystal is good people. She’s hot too!!
AHHH SERIOUSLY WTF?! that was an EPIC photoshop fail! rofl
men think girls like this are crazy!!
Ew Crystals arm lay off the meth girl! When will she stop drugs and tricking her body
She Photoshops her nose because I told her that she has a platypus looking nose. Too bad, soooo sad, Crys. If you are as beautiful as YOU say you are, don’t photoshop chica. I did a right click on a photo from fb and it told me it was photoshopped too — it was one of your professional ones you paid to have taken. Take a photo of yourself — I know this is in no way a hard demand, without makeup, and no photoshop. Put your money where your mouth is … (remember, I’ll be able to check for photoshop in any manner.)
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is she always hangs her friends out to dry. She doesn’t make them look any better..and that makes the photo, in your face photoshopped. She would love to have kitten eyes/almond shaped ones, but she does not, so she fakes it with HEAVY makeup and photoshop.
Hahahahahah……this hooker really… really needs to be hospitalized for mental problems….too bad she has no family nor friends that can take charge and commit her dumb ass to a mental institution for a mental evaluation
she might be mentally sick; she is probably the habitual liar people say she is, but for certain she is one mean B. If she is all that, why the old dudes? Young men create bank as well. Go after Zuckerberg. That will prove you have what you say you do.
She has one HUGE honker!
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Jacque is hot
And doesn’t need any photoshop. Crust-al must be jealous of her.