THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Kristin Marie Kress, the assistant manager of Golds Gym in Dundalk. Her father is a Baltimore County Police officer and she’s a closet c*ke wh*re & pot head. This former fat *ss lost a little bit of weight (columbian diet maybe?) and now she thinks her sh*t don’t stink. She puts on the innocent good girl act but the truth is that she’s a home wrecking, drama starting attention whore that will stop at nothing to get what she wants! This little gold-digger married into money at a young age & cheated while he was away in the service…separated for over five years and still not divorced yet because everything this broke whore has is still in her husband’s name. She snagged herself a bodybuilder from Gold’s Gym and strung him along for 3 years so he could pay her mortgage & remodel her house. But recently she got caught cheating on him for a car painting pill popping toothless wonder that has a criminal record a mile long. She maxed out all her credit cards trying to buy his affections because she thought he had money. She soon found out that he was just another broke user just like her. Currently they are secretly living together so she can squeeze every last cent out of him before he goes to jail, while all along denying their involvement to her family and even her closest friends! I’m just putting this out there so everyone knows she’s not as innocent as she pretends to be.
You sure her dads still a cop, dude must have a lot of miles under his belt.- nik