Dirty Girl Lauryn Black aka Lauryn Seida
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty Edmonton lady and massage parlour girl has had it coming to her a long time!! shes been working at massage parlours in edmonton like Revive since she was 18 and sleeping with all kinds of guys just to get her money up!! she tries to act all classy but she is just fakin it. she is also a crazy b*tch and a pill poppin drunk! always pretending like she got her own and sh*t but she has had to turn so many tricks and use so many different sugar daddys and pathetic boyfriends that she takes advantage of and leaves after a few months! she has been known to have std’s too! I got ch*** from her last year cause she was f*cking me and workin at the parlour at the same time. she dumped me outta nowhere and now she got some boyfriend in new york she is taking advantage of. she is just taking her nasty ass show on the road!! I heard she was back in Edmonton again so guys be careful! she seems so sweet and she can look pretty good, but she is diseased and dirty and she is crazy too! she will try to take you for all your money and probably give you some nasty std! dont say you havnt been warned!
It sounds like you still love her.- nik











Wow sure does sound like you still have a major heartache over this one. Can’t imagine what you expected from a hooker. Oh let me guess, you thought that if you bought her all you could she would fall in love and stay after your bankroll ran out? Now you want to call all the other guys she does this very thing to… “pathetic”, what exactly does that make you… Let’s see a hooker loving pathetic scumbag who got dumped by an even lesser human being then takes his anger out publically and announces his stupidity to the world all the while admitting you have std’s??? Pleasant!
she is pretty from certain angles
NO, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL FROM EVERY ANGLE!! INSIDE AND OUT!!!
Sounds the OP got burrrrrned, maybe he was .. literally down in his pants. LMAO sucks for you get over it and get another ho
Whoever leaves in Edmonton is not worth talking about at all.
English please, you hairy troll!
Just call her up and offer her $ she will be back to you in no time bro
This post is full of lies and bullshit!! This is the sweetest, most loving and gentle girl you could ever meet!! She does not deserve for anyone to be posting SHIT like this about her! I hate this goddamn website and how it frivolously ruins lives and relationships!! I hope whoever posted this is fucking ashamed of their jealous selves and goes to fucking hell!! THE HATERS WILL NEVER WIN, THEIR DEMISE WILL ONLY BE GREATER!!
THIS IS DEVASTATING!! WHY in god’s name would anyone want to harm this amazing girl!! This post is full of lies and bullshit!! This is the sweetest, most loving and gentle girl you could ever meet!! She does not deserve for anyone to be posting SHIT like this about her! I hate this goddamn website and how it frivolously ruins lives and relationships!! I hope whoever posted this is fucking ashamed of their jealous selves and goes to fucking hell!! THE HATERS WILL NEVER WIN, THEIR DEMISE WILL ONLY BE GREATER!!
What are you her butt buddy? Or her? Calm down
she has a nice body atleast
WHICH MASSAGE PARLOR IS SHE AT????
all i have to say i grew up with girl and all u hater just hate because she has something alot of you jokes dont have and thats class and if any of you could hit it you would because i know i would and for the std thingy yuo know its not true because if it was you would know whaat std you got for her you dumb ass bitch so quit haten just because you have a dog of a gf sittin beside reading this
shes a hooker
Raphael Rabe posted this, aka Real Talk Ralph on Facebook, ugly loser. Too good for her and he knows it.
LOL this is almost promoting me and fck you Raphael for putting me on here you fucking coward. Say it to my face or keep your mouth shut you stupid fck.
promoting you for what? being ugly or being a prostitute?
Sounds like someone got dumped and isn’t over her.
What kind of person would even post this about someone?
Never usually read the dirty, never comment, because I know how stupid this site is… Who ever follows this are only immature high school girls. Ignore the rudeness and jealousy, most 90% of this is garbage. Everyone has hatters. Grow up.
this site is the best! nasty girls like this sloot get exposed for being DIRTY!! lol
I fucking love this site!! I know this girl!! holy shit I cant believe it!
Does anyone if she offers gfe?
No bird man but your mother may.
Lmao Lauren dont deny it, we all know you work as a hooker with your sister or used to? Im not suprised your on here, your a manipulating, decieving, lying (i can go on and on) nasty person that takes advantage of people.
Another girl from revive??????????????????????? why haznt that place been shut down yet???????????????????? they hire diiirrrrrtttyyyy girls like kali and shantay who dont use condoms and are all f*ckd on coke. sick
The dirtiest hookers I town watch your wallet when you shower those thieving dirty girls won’t think twice!!! You think they would get screened better!!!
Shantay is a dirty drunk driving bare backing thieve other wise none as Cherrelle Smith-Spence dead beat mother abandons her kid with her c dealing ex
These two rub and tug make up pro’s are full of them selves and the sti’s they deny so dirt and money grubbing for a fix the rub and tug a full shift and dial a ho 18 hours 6 days a week. Through a pack of hot dogs down a hallway an average guy would just need to use an arm. Over worked coke whore’s
I’ll say it again, I love this girl. Most of what’s posted is shit, and untrue. Ah, ya. She has a sister. Uh, ya, she moved to NY. Get over it!
Ha I grew up with her
. Her n her sister are the same
Glad she finally got put on here.. Alex an lauryn yuck
Oh, Lauren. I knew one day you’d be posted here. Yeah. I knew her. She’s a two faced little bitch who only cares about money and drugs. She’s also skinny as FUCK. The kind if skinny where you look at her, and you can see everyone of her bones. And she loves that
Haha that’s funny she used to be a little Westlock bi-tramp with daddy issues and fell into the lifestyle pretty quick. But despite all the pics making herself look like something she definitely is not those who REALLY know her are curious how long until it catches up with her…time will tell. But yes the right pimp will take you places…
She is a whore too bad now all she will be known for is being a whore. Too bad her mom and dad never stopped them and the sum 569 dicks she took. Imagine what her parents must think maybe something like “come home with more money slut or im having another child who will”.
Fuck You Who Ever You Are
Revive has cleaned out the dirty Shantay but still hangs on to dirty girl Kali!!!! Save your money boys buy an old dirt bike it will just be ridden with out the gifts that keep giving lol
revive’s owner has her trial in edmonton oct 15, 16, and 17th for anyone who wants to go. room 355 at 9am
I went to New York because that is where the money is at. Instead of working in Edmonton at rub and tugs with greasy rig pigs and fat asses like Kyle Clackson going off in my mouth. I can work in an affluent area, do a GFE for an afternoon with a married man and get showered with gifts and get paid more that afternoon than a month at Revive. It’s the easy life jealous bitches…
lol your gross girl hope u r rapping it up! cum in mouth eww! you nasty slut
“RoboSeida”? Clearly not written by Lauryn. Nice try! haha