Gloria Christine Dominates
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Sara Hoots was better looking than Gloria Christine must be on drugs. Not only is this girl the hottest chick in the world, she also gives fat guys a chance. The first picture is Gloria with her on and off again boyfriend Clay. YES, BOYFRIEND! Scooby if you are reading this even you have a shot with this dimer. Gloria actually has a heart and will give normal guys a shot. That makes her a goddess.
Or an Alien sent here to probe fat dudes.- nik
Her nose, her undereye bags…I’m getting suspicious that she ain’t all that in real life
We need real pics DA!
I don’t care if they’re real I just want more nekkid pictures!
Soo do you think this guy Clay has a girl this hot because:
A.) He listens to her understands all her feelings, and gives her a Platinum Card to play with.
B.) Walks her Yorkie for her in his flip flopps and cleans up the poop.
C.) Puts his tongue where the sun don’t shine because he’s just nasty like that and she likes it.
D.) All of the above.
She definitely doesn’t win in the ‘not to hangout w/ losers department.
lol. her bf looks like a deuche!
Scooby should be on top of her NOW! Nik get her to the radio show..
Scoobs is in!
Give normal guys a shot? No, this crazy bitch has low self esteem.. and she needs to learn her self worth before her looks fade. Bitch get wit it!
She’s disgusting. Scary.
She looks like Barbie. Straight up dime!
So hott!
If that’s her bf, she must have f*cked up head issues.
seriously to be with that pillsbury doughboy is frightening!
Christine needs to move to LA where her attributes would be more appreciated and she won’t be tied down with guys that look like Clay.
Are her tits real?
a real push up bra!
Girls like this don’t live in Florida. I call a scam!
Off and on again? So he hits it and kicks it?
Is she naked in the 2nd picture? I smell slut!
Team Gloria all the way!
I can’t put my finger on it but something is very wrong with this girl. Hmm>>>?
It’s that she looks like the velociraptor in Jurassic park, the one that pops his head under the protective plastic in the grande entry hall, or the one that smiles. Google it! AMIRIGHT?!?!
She has a trailer trash look to her face.
Just bc you have fake boobs and fake hair does not make a person beautiful…just saying.She straight up looks like a porn star and Ive seen a lot prettier more natural looking girls in Orlando that dont have to pound on makeup or get ridiculously fake looking boobs to look pretty. Also, can someone please tell her the taking pics through a mirror phase died along with myspace.
Can one of these poor girl’s friends inform her that the taking pictures of yourself through mirrors trend died along with myspace.
She seriously looks like a friggin alien! I don’t get why other guys think this chick is hot.
That guy has done porn for bangbros a few times. He’s stacked down low. I don’t blame anyone for wanting to get some of that kosher sausage.