THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t listen to these Orlando losers.. Gloria Christine is too old for you (24). I know your type, like a jedi I’ve studied the force. I found your jump off.. her name is Sara Hoots and she is perfection. I know you like the alien look with cut jawlines and eyes bluer than the Bora Bora beaches. Sara Hoots meet Nik Richie, Nik Richie meet Sara Hoots.
Dude, I’m good. Nice to meet you Sara (hate your name already). Anyone have pictures where you can actually see her face (just curious)?- nik
**UPDATE: Nik here is a picture of Sara Hoots with no make-up/no photoshop. The poster is right. She is hot!!!**