THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Mr. Hefner dead yet? Check out this bunny making her way into the grotto. Her name is Jennifer Vaughn and I am not sure how much she costs for a Swedish massage but I am sure her face looks 45 years old. Mr. Hefner have you given up? Any girl with a senior citizen type face can slap on a pair of coconuts, that shouldn’t make them an automatic playmate. Nik, this K-Earth 101 really thinks she is smoking hot and deserves to be worshipped. Jenny from the block please act your age. The bar at Mastro’s is calling.
I want to call her “Wild Thing” because of her last name and delusional mentality.- nik