THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Rachelle Pauli the aspiring “singer and songwriter” from Greshman, Oregon. Honestly I think she’s pretty much a joke. And, my friends and i have seen her working at strip clubs in town. Probably not the best idea to become a stripper in little Eugene, Oregon if you’re trying to make it big in Hollywood. People call her Snooki cause shes large and her skin is orange.
Answer: No, I don’t bang strippers or porn stars… I’ll leave that job to drug addicts.