Hurricane Scooby Invades Miami
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with the rampage Scooby Sunday is on? I follow him on Twitter and Instagram and the kid has lost his mind. Is he next on the dirty chopping block? He use to be a teddy bear but now he just yells at girls and treats them like tuna cans. I want the old Scooby back, the man who paints his belly for Raider football games.
Don’t believe the hype. Look what he just texts me. Scooby be a man… don’t come to Miami and feel bad when a 1993 asks to see you naked. You signed up for this life, SO LIVE IT!- nik
Fat and old. At your age, it’s getting pretty sad.
Sarah is right. Scooby will have a heart attack soon if he keeps eating and turning down willing women.- nik
Willing?
Priceless. GHB doesn’t make them “willing,” it’s makes this fat and sloppy bastard a rapist.
Sarah maybe you should marry scooby so you stop being such a bitch a visiting thedirty 100 times a day and scooby will buy you anything your bitchy heart desires.. granted you meet his high standards.
Why don’t you fly out to dump Scottsdale, go to the adult day care center where Scooby lives, and suck his balls? Kiss ass bitch.
Sorry, Scooby is too fat for anyone but whores (like your momma, Anon).
Are you the same Spurs fan who a copy cat dirty site? Whatever happened to your site? Scooby might be fat but he can lose the weight, you can lose your face which looks like your parents were brother and sister
Wasn’t a copy cat site. Though I did end up punishing some of his dirty army bandits on there, before Sack sunk it. Maybe I should start calling him Titanic.
As far as the site? I ran it into the ground. It was great for awhile though.
Its about damn time u stopped being such a p*ssy scoob!
LMFAO, scoobs you are cuh-razy! loved your tweets!
wtf is scooby asleep with 2 females drunk as f*ck on top of him?!!!! forgy much?
He always passes out when chicks get in his bed.- nik
sunday funday HUH SCOOBY
Hahahahaha. Major anxiety. Too late for that. Get it get it….:)
Is he even awake?
Threesome?
Scooby dont settle down! I live vicariously thru you and thedirty.com. I settled down and I am MISERABLE. hate my kids hate my wife hate my job. bang as many chiks as you can before you meet your dreamkiller!
Scooby don’t let down your fans.- nik
this is awesome!
Hack, you pathetic pussy, when are you going to put yourself up on this cesspool again?
Are you going to go crying to Pucker if that happens?
Queer.
Don’t you have a girlfriend now Hack? Take the man above’s advice.
Scooby reminds me of the type of guy who smokes, gambles, drinks and masterbates.
It’s as if this fat piece of garbage is trying to pull a Belushi or Farley.
Newsflash Scoobs, you’ve got the fat part down pat, but you aren’t funny and no one knows who you are. But keep eating and drinking yourself to death, it’s fun to watch.
who is more sorrier than Spurs Fan you pathetic stalker. You were banned from the dirty army and now you loser ass stalks every post to leave a comment. FUCK OFF already
Well that’s just hurtful. Way to bring up the most difficult time in my life. You don’t know how sad it was to watch see me and all the funny people booted off of there, and then two months later witnessing Titanic Savk’s creation bite the dust. I hope it makes you feel better hurting my feelings like that. You have a lot of growing up to do.
P.S. Please quit stalking my comments. I understand that I’m your idol, but it’s kind of creepy. In the future, if you insist on addressing me, please start your stupid comment of with, “Excuse me, Mr. SPURS FAN, may I please address you? Sir? Thank you, your Royal Highness.” And if I’m feeling charitable, I’ll make your day and respond.
Thank you.
Alright, that was just fuking stupid. Come on Spursticle, you can do better than that……oh wait, probably not!
Before anyone rips on this fat f*ck too much, just remember how tough it must be to have a ton of fame as a kid, and then end up being a complete and utter waste in life.
What fame you may ask? Well, he starred in a national commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfEvgIoaNY0
Check him out at the 14 second mark.
spurs, oh sh*t, oh sh*t. that was the best laugh i’ve had in so long. thanks man, priceless stuff. i’m glad you’re back posting on the dirty. its a much better place with you around. i’m sure it won’t last long though before youre back on “ignore”. these losers can’t handle you posting the truth about them.
Appreciate that Mike.
In all fairness to Hollywood and his dump site, he used to let me write whatever I wanted, so I have to give him that.
But what you don’t want to do (ever) is be on some obscure site, and someone happens to mention the Facebook Terrorist was doing blow in a bathroom stall at one of his “tour stops” (chance for the club to deduct some losses from their income). Because if you do that, you’ll get an e-mail from him, crying about it. I remember staring at my computer screen, dumbfounded, wondering if he even knows what he does for living. Sure he’s stupid, but you’d think he’d know.
Me? I would have admitted it, and said it was some good sh*t.
I’ve never done blow. Keep it real Spurs.- nik
Buddy, don’t you think I know that? It was a joke.
I’m well aware you don’t do any drugs and never have.
I could write a paragraph (probably a book, sadly) about what you’re missing out on, but it appears the attention span of your readers hasn’t gotten worse (didn’t think that was possible), so I’ll keep it short, lest I blow someone’s mind and turn her or she into another Scooby. Don’t think I could live with myself.
Now c’mon man, it was a joke, approve the comment and let’s keep the ball rolling.
*has* gotten worse
Feel the need to correct myself, some idiot might attempt to try to correct me. Pretty much all anyone can rip me on, simple mistakes.
They couldn’t possibly bring up the fact I’m 36 years old and here I am on a Sunday night, commenting on a website called thedirty.com.
Pretty sure that makes me a winner in life.
Thanks for reading, everyone.
Spurs, you have so much fail going on right now….just stop bro!
What’s up, Funkiller? Doesn’t the website design look awfully familiar?
Hope everything is going well, have to say, pretty disappointed in your response. You should have cracked me a lot better. Hoping for a better lead in for a response, but whatever.
Hope you check back in when Hack gets posted.
Hey, come on I was really f’n hungover when I posted that! You gotta admit though….pretty f’n weak Spurs, you’re reaching…and it’s way out of your grasp! Stick to what you know, dudes and glory holes!
Scoob WTF. How are u sleeping. Man the f*ck up!!!
I am married with kids and I am depressed. Overrated.
Scoob u need a bible based church in ur life. Having sex with club groupies is not the right path. This is not what Jesus put us on this earth for. U are giving into temptation. Start a family and build a foundation.
Stop with this anxiety stuff. Man the f*ck up bitch.
It seems like Scooby is having a crisis of self-confidence brought on by the overall decline of his career. He hasn’t figured out how to professionally party and still be a success in other aspects of his life. I propose a challenge: perform all regular club appearances and job responsibilities without the consumption of alcohol and on a strict vegetarian low carb low sugar diet for 6 months. I guarantee it will change his life.
Career? That’s hilarious. Way to mock him.
What could he possibly do? Join the circus? I don’t think they parade around the mongoloids anymore, pretty sure that was insensitive.
I tried to sleep with Scooby once and he refused.
I’m not going to proposition any of the leaders of the Dirty Army until I’ve achieved greatness.
Eye Eye Captain Underpants!
“Really hot girl:”
Sure. But I have to give you some credit. The fact you didn’t dig a giant hole and bury yourself for good after being turned down by that fat slop means you have some thick skin. Or maybe you didn’t find the sadness in that because you’re just stupid. Kind of like an “ignorance is bliss” type of deal.
Either way, props.
Scooby did your bishop finally track you down for your PPI? (personal priesthood interview) Is your patriarchal blessing leading you back to the flock? Its never to late to get your recommend scoob! Welcome back Brother/Elder Scooby.
Damn Scooby your post shot up in comments and surpassed Ryan Shecklers post by a landslide. Scooby is also hosting at some of the hottest nightclubs in SoCal. Nik has to being gettng jealous Scooby is getting so rich and famous. Hm, hopefully Scooby isn’t the next to go.
WE LOVE SCOOBY!
Scooby stop crying and pop a Xanax already! Slay as much as you can before your penis falls off from either infection or marriage
love me so scooby!
Nik look at all these losers you have in your crew, all of them are out of shape retards who can’t get any laid on their own. Get some real guys in your crew and not a bunch of dwebs who are emotionality unstable and keep having breakdowns. If me and my buddies were down there with you travelling across America, hitting up the best clubs, and the representing The Dirty we would be tearing it up and slaying sluts like how it should be, not getting pity sex or getting laid just cause we’re with Nik Richie.