I Come Bearing A Sword Case

August 29, 2012 Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You? 38 10,179 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, may I present his royal highness with Ashley Sky. Dear King of Internet Media, I know she is not blonde and doesn’t have eyes you would visine, but she is fine as f*ck your majesty. Would you?

Answer: No, she looks like she is from the Mexican kingdom of Tijuana.