I Come Bearing A Sword Case


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, may I present his royal highness with Ashley Sky. Dear King of Internet Media, I know she is not blonde and doesn’t have eyes you would visine, but she is fine as f*ck your majesty. Would you?
Answer: No, she looks like she is from the Mexican kingdom of Tijuana.













HULK would like to know what full nationality this girl is? In the second picture I’d make her my queen and checkmate her all day! HULK SMASH!
she looks like she might be a pork chop .
FIRST of all, terrible photos to try and impress nik
she has many more photos which i think are way better
2nd of all i was going to post this beaut months ago,
but you must know, if she aint blonde, nik says no
Shes dating a purple crayon, if you didnt know
too add more assertion, to niks final NO
this girl is so pretty! her petite frame is amaaaze
Nik is so racist against any girl who is not white. Nik stop hating your own kind.
lol @ niks response.. he totally would on a good day
what the hell is a sword case?
the 1st pic is so photoshopped look at her real face in the 2nd picture
flash photography.. anonymous
Id play w/ her chess set anyday.
ashley sky tries to insist her tits are real.
i dont understand why girls lie about it.
isnt that that conservative cocksuckers johnny vegas’s ex that was posted on here a while ago? i heard hes getting ripped a new one today too!
Nik, I doubt she would give an ugly looking dude like you the time of day anyway!! Lol, you are not even cute.
She has a fake/pornstar name (her real is a spanish one i guess).
Don`t know where are the movies…..
She has no body at all. She is all skin and bones. Where is her ass and tits? Nonexistent.
LoL, what’s wrong with Mexican girls, Nik? They are some of the best looking women. I’m saying this as a Colombian too.
she isn’t even cute. and whats with the fake tits?
Dudes are stupid. She’s hot
Wow Nik, You have no room to talk. You’re ugly and tiny, and she looks better than your wife. You have bad taste
who left the skid marks on her forehead?