Jenny You Make My Cubicle Stronger
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, god bless the work you do. My Monday’s at work usually suck but you found my Jenny. I’m walking around the office today doing the Turkish Tuck and cannot wait for my bathroom break in 20 minutes. Jenny’s +2′s give me reason to live. The things I would do to her chest given the opportunity would be illegal.
I’m on the fence if we should make Jenny a Dirty Celeb… I read in the comments someone calling her BoobSquatch. I’m not sold on that name. We should call her _______.- nik
Gosh she loves pushing those puppier out. YUMYUM
She looks older in these pictures. Not cute
The name should be The Juggersnaut.
Jen has become the new DC. And I’m luvin’ it… her tits that is!
She looks f*cking tall and sasquatchy!
Jen has become the new DC. And I’m luvin’ it… her tits that is!
Jen has become the new DC. And I’m luvin’ it… her tits that is!
EW THE OP IS A PERVO. I WONDER IF SHE LIKES OLD MEN JACKING OFF TO HER.
Nips. all that comes to mind.
we should call her motorboat!
IS NASTTTTY!
This girl can do so much better then that cholo wannabe
How about three honks or 3honks….. Because of honking her two boobs and her big honker of a nose. 3Honks. Is born!!!
She turns her head to the side in every picture.
I love her eyes!
waiting 20 minutes to take a “bathroom break”. lol. that’s one of the funniest posts I’ve read on the dirty. do you work in an indonesian sweat shop?? sounds like you have a quite the career going for you! lol.
Am i the only one that has noticed her left breast has a weird SQUARE dent at the top???
not attractive…. I don’t understand why people think BIG titties is better… it’s not, they sag and usually only look nice in a bra where they’re up right. once the bra comes off they’re sagging with peperoni nipples.. YUCKKK
small and perky are WAY nicer, coming from a man who thinks with only his greg….
CUBICLE WARRIORS LOVE U JEN!
I’d kill to look like Jen! If I had her boobs I’d show them off too!
SHE POSES THE SAME FOR ALL OF THEM SHE KNWS HER ANGLES
Jen’s crew looks straight outta the 909.
pillowtalk
I think I can see the virgin mary in her left breast.
Her boobs are so amazing that I don’t even care about the problems with her face.
I feel sorry for jen. I am a freind of a girl that knows her. I have never met her any how she works her ass off. She doesnt go out and party ever! Shes with her man 24-7. And second shes so sweet. Never puts anyone down. I see her leaving comments to heavier girls just to be nice causethats the type of person she is! She could easily be a slut bitch and give everyone something to talk about. Her and her man r so loyal to eachother
I CAME UP WITH BOOBSQUATCH ITS AWESOME! UNLESS BOOBZILLA IS BETTER?
Jenny no-gap!
I agree. Boobsquatch is the winner. Solid work.
What about ” headlights”? Everyone is distracted by hers.
trapper keeper
Titty titty bang bang or Titty Bang for short.
Tbang if we want to go shorter and cleaner.
Jenny no gap lol
I really love to know you more because i can’t take my eyes of you my love
Call her ‘Got milk?’ Shit, we just got her her first gig. She can do ads for the milk industry with the mustache and everything.
The Great White Boobs or Jenny, the Breast-a-sourous
Sas-crotch
Snub-nose
look at that f’n nose. Looks like a deformed bunny
Jenny Two Backs just to see how big she’ll go
TITTZILLA!!!!!!
Double-whammy
Nik Ritchie is amazing! Amazing at being a Broke, Deadbeat, Dad to his Little Retarded Girl.. He is brilliant. Brilliant at saving his money, because he know his little webby website is about to go under and the $3,000 per month he makes will soon be gone. My little sister makes more money than you Nik-Hole. I actually think it’s sad that your about to lose the little money you have scraped together over the years to the various law suits that are pending. How will your little fatty down syndrome child get her little milk milks? Or your new “wife” or as we used to call her “Cum Dumpster”. How will she afford her $10 do-it-yourself hair bleach when all your assets get seized? Poor Nik-Hole. Sounds like Karma really is like your mom. An UGLY BITCH. Bbahahahahaha
Oh my god the poster is a serious LOSER. Yes she’s hot but talk about not getting laid.. You know you suck at nailing chicks when u get a stiffy from a pic of a girl with big t*ttys. DA strong
She looks like Heather Graham c. Austin Powers days…thus I dub her Heather Sham
I say name her Cindy Lou Who because she looks just like Cindy Lou from ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’, especially in the last picture.
all these names are lame.
High Beams?
“chesticles”
In reference to the very first post of her I think a great name would be Jenemy.
Damn, that Courtney Fuquoff chick is pissed! And she made it obvious (2 me at least) that Nik is definitely not reading any of our comments, or name suggestions beyond the first few. But we had fun trying 2 come up with names, even tho he probably had his mind made up b4 throwing the question 2 us.
I would call her….
“No Eye Contact”.
Juice Jugs , Turkey TiTs , Ms. Silicone Valley , Push Up Bra , Silicone Soldier , Jello Jugs