THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so this is Lindsey Lafferty, who conveniently goes by Lindsey Lemons. She’s a 19 year old girl from Taylor Mi that “dreams of being in Playboy” She’s an A cup, 100lb girl that has been known to harass and threaten other models, to fist fights she thinks she can win, and even her best friend, Casey Holewinski calling her a b*tch, and claiming she “can come get her clothes from the street” She “aspires to be signed model” one day, yet the girl got kicked out of the Miss Michigan pageant because she lied about shooting nudes with a photographer. She’s constantly tweeting about how people shouldn’t be bullies and yet this girl is a TYRANT! in fact she even tweeted the other day about how a photographer should “get the hell over yourself” because he concluded in a message he no longer wanted to work with a girl who plays games. she left out, in the cropped photo though, about how he continually tried to contact her, and then her last message basically cursing at him! she’s also claims to get mad at people “from Detroit” when she lives shacked up with her ex h**ine addict BF and his parents for a year because her mother kicked her out of their Taylor home, unemployed, with a ford escort with pink hubcaps.. And now, sadly she’s running for The Playboy Miss Social contest, when in my honesty Nik, she should just focus on getting a job. Honey, gain a few pounds, do something with your hair, and try the Flight Club or BT’s because if you keep playing these games on Facebook and Twitter and thinking no one sees yours Tumblr…thats the only place you’ll ever get a job.
There are rules to being in Playboy. No girl with an A-cup is allowed into the family unless you are a pre-existing celebrity or have a twin sister. I decided.- nik