Middle Aged Douchebag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chad Scarberry. Known as the 20,000- millionaie, cuz he makes maybe 50k if he’s lucky but spends triple that. Gives car loans for a living at a branch of a small college down dealership. Lives WAY outside his means. LOVES Ed Hardy Bling and Jewels. Both ears pierced. Hits on all college girls and hangs out in college bars, despite bein 10 years older. No one his age can take him seriously or stand him. He thinks he’s hot sh*t- bout 2 be BANKRUPT! Has his new gf telling everyone he’s rich, claims local bar owners are jealous of him and his “wealth” lol- has kids outta wedlock and got the DRD! Anyone who knows how to google, can lookup he’s a fake, and fraud- criminal record of theft to boot. Claims he turned his neighborhood into Melrose Place. WINNING!
Pairing Assliction wit a blazer should be illegal.- nik
Whoever the hell wrote this has clearly no idea what they are talking about. 1.) He works 12+ days 7 days a week 2.) The University of Iowa isn’t a small college, f*cking idiot. 3.) Nissan isn’t a small dealership whatsoever 4.) Only time he’s in a college bar is when he tailgates, which he hasn’t been able to for awhile considering he works all the time. 5.) His “new” gf? They’ve been together for 3 years. Nice try. 6.) Kid out of wedlock? Holy shit stone him, that’s never been done before, like ever. All in all, this is the saddest “shit talking” I’ve ever read in my life.