THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jennifer Swift (if that is her real name) is a huge sloot and reached ‘the top’ by sleeping with everyone! She is super ghetto and extremely high maintenance and has a little posse with her everywhere she goes even though she’s not even famous! Her claim to fame is being Miss Tapout. I’ve met her in person and was NOT impressed whatsoever! Her face is extremely oily and full of acne and all her photos are photoshopped! And the worst part is that she never smiles in pictures because her mouth looks like jaws, she’s a huge snaggle-tooth! HUGE TURN OFF!! She was in some low-budge Limp Bizkit video and all she does is just up and down with her saggy boobs. It’s enough to make me sick! She used to be a stripper and escort and probably still is as you can probably tell. Please tell this girl to stop being a ring girl for MMA fights, she’s not fooling anyone!

I feel like MMA goes after the homely type inland rat girls. The fantasy of wanting to beat up a chick in bed who has a fighter face must be the reason.- nik