THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to this slore of a bartender, Candis. Which I’m sure you or most of Jacksonville have already met or slept with. This girl tries to act so innocent and play goody too shoes, but little does her boyfriend know, she likes to sleep with her managers. I mean I guess if I had horrible horse teeth and terrible +2s that look like grandma saggy boobs I would probably do what I could to get good shifts. She has no sense of class she’s willing to sleep with anyone that’s willing to help her pay her bills. Groupie little wh*re likes to linger around the football players when they come to her work, not sure if her boyfriend knows that either. She’s just another broke *ss hooker in Jacksonville, best of wishes to her! Tell us Nik, you think she would make a good DIRTY Celeb?
She’s passed her prime which is why she has to put in extra work for shifts. Which also means she’s missed her chance at being a dirty celeb, nobody wants to know about somebody on the down n out.- nik