THE DIRTY ARMY: So here it is Nik. This chick is without a doubt the biggest hoe the mainland has ever seen. Now where to start. She had a super nice boyfriend and cheated on him god knows how many times. Once she even went to mexico on holidays and fcked some greece bags there. Now I’m sorry for every guy she’s fucked since then because lets be real TATIANA SIMON has some serious genetal issues. She comes from a super rich super nice family, which used to make her a princess. But since she got kicked out of her house for her dirty as drug dealer boyfriend putting presher on her younger brother to use drugs. Her parents also found drugs in her bedroom which she claimed were her super nice and intellectual opera singer sister. UHM WOW B*TCH! haven’t you heard family comes first. Now she resides as a club crawling, dub step loving hoe bag who will sleep with any guy she gets the chance to JUST so she can maybe feel better about her life… NOPE JUST SO SHE CAN GET SOME MORE DRUGS.

There is something about Mexico that makes these Canadians wet.- nik