THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy likes to think of himself as a necessary evil. All he does is play World Of Warcraft and get drunk with his close friends. Every time his friends get to drunk and are distracted, he turns his attention over their girlfriends. Yes, His friend’s girlfriends! When single women do come over, here is how the new girl treatment goes: He finds the drunkest girl in the house sleeps with her and then tells her to go home because he is an “Image” guy and wouldn’t want people to think he is sleeping with nasty girls. Thanks On top of that he is sleeping with nasty girls. Yeah, thanks for the DRD combo. Here’s to your image! Hey Chico, his motto is, “women are objects so sleep with them it make a great story.” What’s wrong? People; fighting, looting, angry, destructive, repulsive, revolting, spiteful, vicious, wicked, corrupt, pernicious, malicious, sinister, toxic, contagious, deleterious and BILE. What’s wrong? Aren’t you having fun? You tell everyone you want to resemble these things. Oh well, let the good times roll right? All that you are you owe your parents. So maybe you could color on some monopoly money, place it in a box and send it over to them. You look like a professional blind date. Hi Becka, I see you have set aside special time to humiliate yourself, welcome!

His parents should cut off his internet, save LG’s from being attacked online.- nik