No Way She’s A Model

August 29, 2012 Hollywood, Los Angeles, Newport, Porta Potty, The Dirty 15 9,077 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since porta pottys are on everyones tongue these days oits made me start questioning my friend jessie andrews lifestyle.  Shes definitely a hot chick but we all know those are dime a dozen in LA (no offense Jess).  I mean I love this girl to death but her shaddiness is starting to make me question her actions.  Constantly on photoshoots or flying cross country for a magazine ads while I have yet to see, going to every music concert, you know living the life. No international trips, I’ll make that perfectly clear right now.  I dunno, I guess I’m scared for her sometimes, she hangs out with douchebag guys who use her then show off her nudes. Shes got a nice pad, great attitude, AND FRIENDS, lots of friends!!! I don’t wanna see her getting taken advantage of…I feel like a gay mother goose worrying about her chicks when I know I shouldn’t..just be honest with us girl, Id rather buy the drinks then see you get hurt.  Anyways waddaya think?  [Click her for hearts]

I think the Vampires in LA have won.- nik