THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this might sound weird. I’m a hard working guy who HAD a crush on Ally Conny. Ally if you read this I want to buy you fake breasts. I thought you were attractive in the past but your body never developed like I wanted. My name is Mike and I went to school with you. I’m sure you know who I am and how to get a hold of me. Anyway my offer stands for two months and don’t worry there is no exchange here. Just me getting closure.
Ally, you would be stupid not to take this offer.- nik