Oregon State Waterboy

August 14, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Oregon State, Portland 71 9,426 Views

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

Oregon State Waterboy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael Moyer. He is literally the joke of Salem. He is disgusting. He had a beautiful girlfriend from a good family yet continually chose to keep f*cking her over for trolls. He thinks he’s untouchable and after walking on the Oregon State basketball team this past year (where he is currently redshirting) he decided to become ghetto and got multiple bible verse tattoos. He is not ghetto whatsoever, his parents are some of the wealthiest people in town and he went to the wealthiest high school in the Salem District. People continually mock him behind his back for how smart and conniving he thinks he is. He fu*ked two trolls and more than likely others while acting like the pathological liar he is to his girlfriend who thankfully has moven on from him. I would love the chance to date his ex, me and my buddies think she is one of the hottest girls in Salem. The blonde girl in the black who he was holding from behind is his ex.

Easy Usher, you’re a high school peaker.  Trying to hard will add to that embarrassment.- nik