Oregon State Waterboy



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Michael Moyer. He is literally the joke of Salem. He is disgusting. He had a beautiful girlfriend from a good family yet continually chose to keep f*cking her over for trolls. He thinks he’s untouchable and after walking on the Oregon State basketball team this past year (where he is currently redshirting) he decided to become ghetto and got multiple bible verse tattoos. He is not ghetto whatsoever, his parents are some of the wealthiest people in town and he went to the wealthiest high school in the Salem District. People continually mock him behind his back for how smart and conniving he thinks he is. He fu*ked two trolls and more than likely others while acting like the pathological liar he is to his girlfriend who thankfully has moven on from him. I would love the chance to date his ex, me and my buddies think she is one of the hottest girls in Salem. The blonde girl in the black who he was holding from behind is his ex.
Easy Usher, you’re a high school peaker. Trying to hard will add to that embarrassment.- nik









haha ive seen salem girls wow thats the best they do have to offer…why do blacks always think they gotta be ghetto…ive stomped plenty into the ground who thought they were gangsters..
She can cry on my shoulder
This was obviously written by the blonde in the photo. Next time you try to write something to compliment yourself, don’t make it so obvious. Are you really that attention starved?
This bitch needs a nose job for one…… and for two, look at that over-bite.
What a loser!!!
Ashley,
Just a thought. Why would she want people to know about this? Nice logic though sweetie.
Easy. The guy hurt her widdle feewings, and she posted him out of spite. She posted this as someone else because she has low self esteem, and was fishing for sympathy and compliments
This is beyond obvious the blonde bitch wrote this. I hate it when crazy exs try and sound like they have it together. Sorry girl… the truth is your nose is extremely messed up and the fact you put a picture of yourself online is more humiliating than anything. You are like a ugly Barbie except Barbie is smarter and wouldn’t make it so obvious. Nice try.
He is hot.
Slap yourself.
Gotta love when people post stuff out of spite. Clearly she wrote this.. like come on make it a little less obvious unless you want to be called out… SO Lets be real here I am sure he wasn’t fcking you over, he probably couldn’t stand your pschyo ass any longer.. Especially If you are as great as you make yourself sound he probably wouldn’t have left you in the first place. AND Clearly you haven’t moved on if you have to post shit like this online.. so why don’t you move on and get a life.
This was funny as hell, we all know the blonde ex was the one who wrote this, how embarrassing! If this is true you deserved to be cheated on 100% for being an idiot.
Wow, this is beyond pathetic. Haha don’t refer to his other fcks as “trolls” if you are one yourself. Sorry to say it, but you def need a nose job, and please do something with that pointy chin. You look like a witch.
This dumbass will be a waterboy well into his 30′s if his basketball skills are as bad as his pick-up lines.
I watched this kid get his ass beat by a bunch of rednecks. Kid was a bitch.
I hate this type of stuff. It’s obvious the girl is crazy and wrote this and she didn’t even have proper grammar. Regarding the comments, you can’t talk about basketball if he is playing D1… I don’t care what anyone says. And he got his ass beat? The way I read it is he got his ass beat by a “bunch” of rednecks…. sounds slightly unfair. I don’t even know the kid but this may be one of the worst jealousy outbreaks I have seen in a long time.
well regardless if the ex sent this in or not, i know personally that all this stuff is true. girls are constantly being blasted for being sluts and sleeping around so why is the girl the first to be attacked as soon as a slutty athlete gets sent in? society’s double standards are pathetic
Brain shut it us red necks love us some monkey love
it’s funny tho cause I have personally see my n&%@ respect women, scap, and play ball. I guarded him. Gotta be doin something right if you got haters and motivators. TO THEM: Kill yaself
He can’t fucking scrap I got a video of Moyer getting rocked how can I share it? I’m pretty sure he pissed himself also
anyone that touches jenna krichivskey deserves to be on here
then every guy deserves to be on here since every guy has touched her
now she has new 2+s to add to her horrible reputation LMFAO
she should’ve fixed her face befoer she got fake tits. Jenna- please quit trying so hard and stop sleeping with all the athletes for attention. you’ll never be hotter then a 6 and no dude will ever date a girl who sleeps with all their friends
BACK OFF ALL YOU THIRSTY BITCHES MOYER IS MINE!!! MY TITS ARE REAL MIKE COME FEEL A REAL WOMEN! HINT HINT* IM YOUR NEIGHBOR* XoXo
I love watching jealous people…. From one athlete to another….. you my dude Mike. You doin something right
nah Lindsay’s not stupid enough to post something that obvious. plus that’s not even a flattering pic of her
hahaha my man Mike! I love it! I don’t care who wrote it they did a terrible job. And ^ you aint lying, that is a terrible pic of her. I never really liked her….
Well, we all know OSU athletes have bad reps for being dirty sluts. But who cares. He’s young, privileged, and good looking. I don’t blame him for getting around. Jersey chasers deserve to be taken advantage of.
Who cares if he walked on? He aint doing shit.
i bet you 1000 bills he whoops your ass one on one
What a chicken head !!!
Let me just say I personally know this douche bag and he just got caught again. The best part? He got them the same Christmas presents and all. Then got caught up and is claiming he never loved the other girl as much. Dude never has a chance of playing at OSU. Try not to get caught up next time dude.
It’s funny because I’ve known both these people for years and Lindsay wouldn’t ever go out of her way to put Michael on blast, she’s well off on her own with out him. But he does deserve to be on here. Bein a baller or not you disrespect women
Alot, sooo… With that being said , quit tryna knock Lindsay for nothing. He didn’t deserve her anyway…
Wtf. So weird. Went on a cruise with this guy when I was in highschool, who knew he would turn out like this!
idc what he did, this man is FINE!
Lindsay is crazy and for sure wrote this. She can’t keep a job at Nordstrom and sure as hell can’t keep a man!