THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jeanie Lohnes, she’s a sophomore at Mizzou and a pill popping slore and f*g hag. This girl will pop, snort, or smoke anything and does whatever it takes to get a fix. She once deep throated a purple crayon for an 8 ball. She’s also the BIGGEST f*g hag I have ever met. She hangs out almost exclusively with gay guys and the only relationship she’s ever been is was a cover-up for a guy before he came out. Gay guys in KC and in Columbia need to beware of her, she’ll try to turn you straight and then when you reject her all of your dirty laundry will be aired.

She should chubby chase not chase gay dudes.- nik