THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I want to send you this submission to apologize to my good friend Jenny Broesder. I was the one in the crew who doesn’t like your breasts because I caught my boyfriend zooming in on them on his iPhone. At first I started crying thinking that my breasts need to be larger but then I realized that this is Jenny’s fault and not my mans. Jenny baby I’m so sorry about wanting you to get a breast reduction. I still think it will help our friendship and I know all the other girls think the same but they be kissing your ass. Jen you’re a good person who gets a bad wrap babe so I want to set the record straight to all your haters and new fans. Just because guys zoom in on your chest with their iPhones doesn’t mean Jenny drinks and does drugs. She is a good girl who is a great role model to little kids like Barbie. Don’t name her big foot or whatever. Jenny I got your back BFF and if you get a reduction to like a B-size all the crew will be able to love their men better buts that’s up to you. I just don’t want my boy eyes closed when we making love cause I know what he thinking about deep in his mind when he’s squeezing my chest. Again sorry JB hopefully you can forgive me? My heart hurts.
Don’t be an Indian Giver… if Jenny’s breasts are helping your sex life just go with it.- nik
**Updated Image: Jenny really thinks she is Barbie**