THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ryan Lochte is such a douche. Trying to host Vegas pool parties like Michael Phelps in the 90′s. He wants to be famous so bad. Give it up Ryan! In a few months everyone will have forgotten about your gold medal and you’ll be working at a Christmas tree lot.
Who is this guy?- nik
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Let’s see all guys, except the lesbian in the background, and he’s wearing pink speedo’s
What is up with all the gay EURO speedos?
“Trying to host Vegas pool parties like Michael Phelps in the 90′s.”
Michael Phelps would have been 14 in 1999.
This guy is a joke. Check him out on the Soup this week for a good laugh. I don’t even think he graduated high school.
Hooman’s jealous. He offered to host that party for 250 dollars and a large pizza. Still way too much for a failing website operator though. Hooman loves spraying bottles, but he can’t get anyone to invite him to clubs anymore. Oh, labor day, but they’re not paying him for that. He’s just giving ‘em some free ad. space, and in exchange they print him a flyer with his picture on it. Pretty sad for a 30-something married father. pretty sad indeed.
15k and two medium pizza’s, but close.- nik
you’re so money nik. omg. give me a break… i’d rather have a recent, gold-medaling olympian at my venue than the operator of a gossip site any day. no hard feelings nik…but this guy has actually accomplished something noble in his life. kinda trumps running the dirty.com. as trashily entertaining as it may be at times, winning an olympic gold medal(s) is exponentially better!
Who cares. He trained his whole life and won a gold medal at the Olympics. He deserves to party. You people are so lame and jealous. And Nik you’re such a tool. If you didn’t own this website you’d be posted on it for being such a douche bag. You’re guilty of doing the same things as the people you post on here. Loser.
it was his birthday you idiots. also–have any of you won multiple olympic medals or even come remotely close to making it into the olympics?? highly doubt it so stfu. this man can spray champagne all he wants….#winning.
If I were Lochte I’d spray $$ too!
I would never ever EEEEVeeRRR date someone who wore a pink speedo. I don’t care who the f*ck they were… well I might bang Ryan out BUT never everrr date him. LMFAO!
I can’t stop staring at his dick!
Forgy party?
What I was thinking where are all the hot rich models?
ohhh sh*t loctche makin it rain n*ggaaasss
God forbid an Olympian is having fun at a pool party and is comfortable with his manhood.