THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl runs around thinking is the hottest chick in Salt Lake City Utah. First of all we all know that salt lake is full of mormons who dress conservative and act like douches 24/7. Well this chick is the exact opposite. She wears shorts so short that her not so good looking ass hangs out. This girls last 2 actual boyfriends have been major he**in addicts. She sees are self as a fixer up. Last year Emily had only had sex with a few guys. Now it’s 2012 and she has “From what I’ve heard” Slept with over 20 now and has gone down on many more. She brags about having sex with the slime ball h*roin dealer Evan Brewer (picture included) and overall thinks she is the sh*t. Now she is engaged to another h***in addict who she thinks can be a fixer up. I’m big fan Nik. Tell this chick what’s really good.

Don’t do drugs, and don’t make rave babies.- nik