THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is snaggletooth Maryanne. She thinks she is some hot-shot pinup model, but she needs a reality check. Look at the awful outfit she’s wearing and her beaver teeth. Dam! Model material? I think not. I’m not going to post her modelling photos, because they are so heavily edited. Maryanne is well-known around Edmonton for having TRIED to sleep with some of the Edmonton Oilers. She hangs around Oil City a lot, but always gets rejected by dirty hockey players, who will pretty much sleep with anything. I personally saw her get turned down by Jarrett Stoll when he played here. She said “Hey handsome” and he turned around and burst out laughing in her face. She’s pathetic to think she’s a pin-up model.
The only thing that’s pinned about her is her cheeks.- nik