THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Susan, she’s as dirty as they come. She seen more balls than a pro baseball game. This girl is so dirty that she got the gift that keeps giving if you catch my drift and she don’t even know where she got it from cause she’s been humping everything in sight. She had boyfriend for years and was humping dudes left right and center. She tells you that shes into you and wants to be with you but in reality she has a line of guys on the hook along with this guy. When she gets busted, she runs back to this poor sap and he takes her back. Guys, do yourself a favor and stay away from this one!

I hope this isn’t a ‘photoshoot’.- nik