THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, good luck pronouncing this Swiss models name, she is Xenia Tchoumitcheva and extremely your type. Photos speak for themselves. So, would you?
Answer: Not yet, I’m concerned about her A-cup and inner thighs grazing. Xenia these are easy fixes for our relationship.
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Nik! Fix your site! It’s been more than a month and it’s still all jacked!
Attention Scooby:
Please refrain from giving us ladies advice on our picture-taking skills. I have yet to take a lovely picture of a morning breakfast and post it to my twitter account! This is a swell idea!! I feel like I am missing out by not doing this. Regardless, some of us take bland pictures to divert attention because _____ – you can fill in the blank or go ask Nik who thinks he knows everything.
Have a good night. ;D
NIK does know everything you freak!
She is Russian, get your facts straight
I know, right? Any idiot knows that her name is a Russian name.. the ending of her last name.. plus Xenia is a pretty common Russian name.
Nik, you need glasses.
There is nothing wrong with this chick, other than the fact she is dating some Formula 1 dude, which makes her a gold digger.
She also used to work for some Wall St firm, so she is smart.
Don`t worry you never had a chance.
Need to see her smile first. Girls who don’t smile in photos are usually hiding a f*cked up grill.
Just google’d her, and, as I suspected, she has a gross smile. She actually looks like Topanga from Boy Meets World (shudders).
uhh on the rocks w/ ur wife much…. not a nice thing to say when ur married…