82 Year Old Woman Is A Career Burglar

September 4, 2012 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 3 7,794 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Doris Thompson. She has a twenty page rap sheet that dates back to 1955, at least 25 aliases and she’s been imprisoned nine times since 1983.  And now the LAPD has evidence linking her to eight recent burglaries that took place in different doctors offices. And Nik her method was so bad ass,  she’d enter a doctor’s office during regular hours, hide somewhere, then come out at night to break into the office’s cash box. Dude, she stole some $17,000!  Police were able to track Thompson because of her distinct hair, which, as the LA Times puts it, she “wears in a stand-on-its-end electric style similar to boxing promoter Don King.” The best part about this story is what they say once she’s back on the streets again ”I don’t think this will stop her from doing this again. She’s not really apologetic about it. This is her thing.” What do you think about this rebellious granny burglar Nik?

I think she needs to LaserAway that chin hair. Look presentable Doris.- nik