Can’t Wait To Party With You In Jersey
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girls and I have all been die hard DA fans for a while. Nothing sexier than a man who speaks the truth and oozes confidence. Just found out you will be coming her on October 5th and more than super excited to party with you and show you how us Jersey girls get down. What you see on Jersey Shore is a scam, besides all those girls are ugly. You ready to party with some real hot girls Nik? Excited to meet you.
Yes, I’m ready to fist pump and do steroids. See you at The Pool! Hopefully you have hotter friends and more battery life.- nik
Picture looks more like a little Hispanic chick who ate a few too many tacos.
Lmao “hotter friends” implying this girls not hot, you’re too funny Nik
Or gay
There’s a party in my pants and your +2s are invited. Your face and belly button need to stay home.
Preach brotha!!!!
Holy f*ck you’re ugly! I’d never want to party with you. And like Nik said I hope to god your friends are hotter.
STAY HOME!!!! YOU ARE BEAT
That is what I want to tell her. no one wants to see this girl.
I have never seen any hot girls in Jersey, they all look the same. If the girl in the above picture is the best they have, then you are in trouble when you go visit. What is wrong with her face and boobs.
Wtf is that sh*t all over her leg?? I’m OUT!
Compared to other Jersey girls this chick looks ok. She’d probably be 3 points higher if she was a blonde. Looks like a nice girl next door type. (Not Hefs moochers of course) HULK
Hulk you are into men anyway, stop lying to yourself buddy.
Your wife knows w at HULK is into. She opened right up for me. WIDE OPEN HA!
looks like she just farted.
Maybe she quaffed.
oh the possibilities
What are the possibilities douchebag?
Damn lil mama, let me party with you.
She looks like Kanye Chest!
This mexican chick looks a little fat. Just saying
Nik, I’m so excited to finally get down and dirty with you and the crew. CANNOT WAIT.
If you weren’t married, I’d so bang you Mr. Richie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Party should be fun as F*CK. Pumped, but nik watch out for those guides.
Nik, you gonna hit that?
Hopefully she realizes she doesn’t look good. Kate upton has inspired too many girls to pull off the fat look
Nik you’re crazy. That chick is smoking hot. You guys must be gay if you don’t find her attractive. Just stop already. If you weren’t rich you’d be damn lucky to take that home.
Why is she wearing 2 different bathing suits?? Its like the bottoms r hers and the top is her pre-pubescent little sisters.
Classic response, Nik, “hotter friends”!!!
LMAFAO!!!
(What did she expect for what is basically a self-post?)
Sit.Ups.
‘Nuff said.
wow, the arrogance of this girl. hang it up, you aint that cute.
LOL @the comments. It was more fun reading them then the post.
*I’m not JUDGING you, I’m making an OBSERVATION*
She’s hot y’all are retarted