THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girls and I have all been die hard DA fans for a while. Nothing sexier than a man who speaks the truth and oozes confidence. Just found out you will be coming her on October 5th and more than super excited to party with you and show you how us Jersey girls get down. What you see on Jersey Shore is a scam, besides all those girls are ugly. You ready to party with some real hot girls Nik? Excited to meet you.
Yes, I’m ready to fist pump and do steroids. See you at The Pool! Hopefully you have hotter friends and more battery life.- nik