THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tches name is Ally. This fugly hipster b*tch has slept her way through the whole entire Sigma Pi fraternity, and I’m sure she is on a mission to bone the new pledge class. She goes to parties and acts like a drunk b*tch with her group of friends. Her and her fat friend Caylyn, who is in the picture with her, dance like f*cking retards and whore themselves around every weekend. I don’t even know how she pulls guys considering she looks like a rat and is borderline obese.
College kids would never pass up a free hole.- nik