Dallas Has Lost Any Class It Had Left

September 8, 2012 Dallas, The Dirty 57 7,504 Views

Easy lay for a little pay

Easy lay for a little pay

Easy lay for a little pay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I need the DA’s help! While attending our annual SMU rush party, I couldn’t help but notice these two delightful dancers. These are the only pictures we could snap before they stopped making out and our flash was too obvious. Both are beat to hell (the pictures speak for themselves) but these girls are definitely DTF- all you need is alcohol, a table, and some $1s. I know the blondes name is Kelly, but that brunette seems to know what she’s doing. Someone’s got to know her name, she’s not exactly shy!

Dallas is the easiest place to get laid. Strippers have more class than civilians.- nik