Dirty Celeb: I Think Yes
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i’ll keep this short and sweet. mainly cause I don’t think i need ta go inta details for you to figure out that this guys a douche, bout as douchey as they come. The names Ruben Valentino, Elmwood predator at large. I’ve never seen or heard someone brag about their C class mercedes before, dudes relentless, I think more people know that he has a mercedes then they do his name. Nik please save me the hassle and blast this guy, the tribals, cheap car and muscles should be more then enough ammunition. Enjoy monsiuer Valentino. I’ve added a screen shot of him ‘Flexin in his benz’/talking to himself, which he does a lot.
I dare someone to shoot that gun.- nik
strong homo with the gun tat
Lol, that was pretty funny about shooting the gun nik
AWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH, baby!
“Bout time we had a male DC who’s NOT a shim! tee hee
To quote the fat lady on “Dance Moms” about the mom who bragged about rollin’ in a C-class–”Why does she brag about her Mercedes? We ALL know it’s a C-CLASS!”
LOL!!!
DC moniker–”Gun Show”!!! =)
Go live in the mountains and quit bothering people…..
We don’t take kindly to douche-knuckle-fuck-bags like him in these parts. Bitch! Where’s my Skoal!?
his looks reek of cheap cologne! yucky.
Shogun
Serious?! Girls really give it up to that guy?!
That Chinese symbols on his breast mean “I like it up the butt” in english
Too bad tupac got shot in a Beemer! Dumbass
I like how he tattooed some cleavage for himself
Dumb Mexican doesn’t realize he is bragging about a car that a grandfather would drive. Not a baller there, taco.
i wanna know what tribe he’s from with all that that tribal ink.
I wanna know what tribe he’s from with all that tribal ink.
Oh and i noticed he didn’t do the inside of his arm, most likely can’t take the pain.
Maybe his car is just a c class, but if it really is a cl55, those cars start at $90,000 and go upwards of $150,000.
wrong… my s55 cost that.. the “baby benz” does not..
Your abs suck, douchenozzle.
reminds me of when i was 13 and wanted a lexus gs300 tan interior with pearl white paint they would send me brochures in the mail like every month along with publisher clearance house you vs 1 other person for the big grand prize and the other person won.
then one time my mom got scammed out of selling calling cards pyramid scheme
but what i was going to say was my friend would order those columbia house free CD mail order things to my house and they would send me the bill like a year later
publisher clearance house vs columbia house…..easy memory to mix up
this ruben valentino is more gay than you nick .you should ask him out one day.hahahah
He’s the douche master. Master of the douches.
lol excuse me? Wait wait wait.. what type of “girls” go for this type of dude…? really…. lol look at his face in the last pic.. &im sorry but all his tats have been put on just for the sake of getting a tat., oye terrrrrrrrible.
I saw this cat at the X-Sports in Fullerton and Narraganset… He kept looking at me and trying to act though. I though immediately that he was a total phony clown. Who in the world wears a black tank top and “white sweat pants” that was the biggest clue. And what a coincidence, i found him on The Dirty. Next time i see him I’ll make sure to call him by his Dirty Celeb Name. Come on Dirty Army… Get a name quick for the next time i see this idiot at the gym.
DC Name: Pee-Shooter
Hahaha! Thats a female stripper tattoo.
“flexin in my e230 benz” is what he meant.
i think i was the straw that broke the homo’s back
HAHAHAHA I LOVE HATERS!!! FIRST OF ALL NEVER BRAG ABOUT MY BENZ SOMEONE ELSE BROUGHT IT UP AND DONT EVEN HAVE IT ANYMORE IT GOT FLOODED IT FRONT OF MY HOUSE IN A RAINSTORM!! YA AND CL55 IS NOT THE LITTLE CHEAP ONE DO UR RESEARCH IDIOTS!! OH AND BOUGHT IT CASH NOT FINANCED SO AND WHAT!?? LMAOO NONE OF U GUYS PHAZE ME I LAUGH AND THIS BS HAHAHAHA ONE THING THE KID THAT SAID HE SEES ME AT GYM I DARE U 2 SAY SOMETHING 2 ME I WOULD LOVE IT!!! INSTEAD OF BEING A LITTLE FAGOT TALKING SHIT ON LINE!! DORK!! KEEP HATING IT BOOSTS MY EGO THANKX
great story bro.
that car was a 2003 at best, and likely used when you bought it, so dont come here like you are some fucking shooter when you clearly are not.
also i like how the business you own, which nobody has even fucking heard of, has one like on facebook which we are 99.999% sure was you.
and on a side note that sleeve would have been cool had you gotten it in 1994.
hope your ego stays inflated because once you realize what a fucking born loser you are i bet you will put a shotgun in your mouth with a big toe on the trigger.
that benz was used, and likely cost 10k
you own a business, which nobody has heard of.
the shirt you have on does not fit you, and i think my little sister wants it back.
that tattoo would have been super cool had you gotten it in 1994, and removed in 1998.
Who in their right minds would where a gay ass hat like that? Also, your lil sister wants her shirt back.
He looks like Howard the Duck
He looks like Howard the duck!
Dude, when we see guys like you, we don’t envy you! We think you are a total douche!! Start looking like a real man instead of a bitch ass tool bag!!
Haha scrawny and he probably thinks he’s big
Osama Hasbeenalota!
Does this cat actually think he is a stud?
Does he realize those tats are gonna
attract a classy wife in a few years? NOT.
What a tool, this dude would get dropped
in Northern California really fast just for
looking like that in public and boasting.
Cool gun tattoo bro, real tough. F%G!
Nah, I am not hating, nothing to hate on.
Nombre es, El Puto Doucho
Can we just call him ‘PUTO’?
This douche rocket was dating one of my best girlfriends. According to her he has a little limp
dick and a thumb sucking problem. Both make sense since he cheated on her with another dude. She is glad that she found out sooner that later especially since the sex sucked. Your momma should’ve swallowed your daddy’s cum dick wad. You’re an obvious dead bug floating in the gene pool.
tupac was in a bmw when he was shot