Double Douche

September 24, 2012 Kingston, Toronto 26 5,772 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matt Kidson has a fiancee who is like 7 months pregnant. He plays keyboards (don’t laugh) in a shitty band in Kingston. Ellen Mercier also has a fiancee, and is some table skank at Tony’s Pizza in Kingston. She also looks like her face could stop a train. So as the story has it, Ellen got her greazy vag in Matt’s face and they ended up in a hotel together. Ellen’s fiancee knew nothing about it, but found out later. Matt outright threw his pregnant fiancee out to the curb and she is living with family or something. Both of them are huge douchebags because you don’t do shit like that to a preg’s fiancee, and Ellen is just a plain sloot for getting her pussy in there in the first place when she knew all about Matt’s fiancee. She will probably be hanging out with him at one of their shows (if you want to call it that) at the Mansion because obviously he can be trolled away by any piece of diseased vag. Hope they both get exactly what they deserve!

What’s that? a haircut…- nik