Double Douche


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matt Kidson has a fiancee who is like 7 months pregnant. He plays keyboards (don’t laugh) in a shitty band in Kingston. Ellen Mercier also has a fiancee, and is some table skank at Tony’s Pizza in Kingston. She also looks like her face could stop a train. So as the story has it, Ellen got her greazy vag in Matt’s face and they ended up in a hotel together. Ellen’s fiancee knew nothing about it, but found out later. Matt outright threw his pregnant fiancee out to the curb and she is living with family or something. Both of them are huge douchebags because you don’t do shit like that to a preg’s fiancee, and Ellen is just a plain sloot for getting her pussy in there in the first place when she knew all about Matt’s fiancee. She will probably be hanging out with him at one of their shows (if you want to call it that) at the Mansion because obviously he can be trolled away by any piece of diseased vag. Hope they both get exactly what they deserve!
What’s that? a haircut…- nik













no body cares..lol
And who is this? Ellen or Matt? If you’re not worried about it, you shouldn’t even be here looking. Both of you are trash. Deserve each other dirtbags.
Good God this is glorious – whoever did that get’s all around high fives. Beat me to the punch! This is a super simplified version of events, but it emphasizes it’s grossness with the simplicity. Well done sir or madame.
Sounds like someone got hurted.
Oh my god thank youuu! Apparently theyre married now as seen on facebook? It was in an APT BUILDING WITH A VIOLINIST and a guest list of five people and im pretty sure she wore a halloween costume for a dress!
I’m a friend of the mother of his kid. I won’t tell her who I am though. she would probably kill me but I have to say that Matt should man up and get off his lazy ass and find a real job. Apparently he has not paid a dime in child support and expects her to split on the childrens tax benefit. He’s serious;y deranged if he thinks my friend will give in to that. Word of advice to the so called “father” : Any guy can make a baby, but it takes a real man to stay with and support the mother and child while telling the other woman to back away. even if he was unhappy with the mother.