THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might sound crazy and completely off base but I have to ask you. A couple months ago my buddies and I took a trip down to Cabo. Fishing, booze and skirts. So during FBS we met a group of hot Scottsdale girls who graduated from ASU and of course work in the nightlife scene as cocktail servers until the figure out their path. We hung out with these skirts for 3 days and got to know them really well. When they said they were from Scottsdale I asked them if they have heard of TheDirty.com. This is where you made our trip Nik, as if us gentlemen didn’t worship you enough once we heard this story you became immortal. So the hotter girl of the group said she knew you personally. She claimed when she was a sophomore you guys got drunk one night at some club and you invited her back to your place Optimus or something. She told us you made her get naked and do 360′s inspecting her body and every time she tried to touch you you pushed her away. She kept pausing while telling us like she was getting emotional and at this point my boys and I were getting boners. Something about a hot chick telling a sex story in her bikini. Anyway she tells us you walked her into your bathroom naked and watched her take a cold shower just staring at her body, not talking. She said she was so turned on at this point she was shaking. She said you turned off the shower and refused to give her a towel then directed her to the toilet and watched her shake and requested that she pee. She said you told her once she peed you would give her a towel and she was literally freezing. As she’s telling us she is acting out the shaking and we’re all seeing booby shake, thank you Nik. Now this is where she breaks down a bit and she claims as she was peeing you moved the wet hair out of her face and just stared into her eyes and all you could hear was pee hitting the toilet water. She said once she was done you gave her a towel made her stand up and move to the side as you looked at the color of the pee. She said you made her bend down on her knees and smell the pee with you. At this point she stopped telling the story and we had to force it out of her 2 shots and 20 minutes later. She said after you guys smelled the pee you told her to put her clothes back on because she was not “healthy” and you made her leave. No sex no nothing. I asked her if you were joking with her and she said no she was crying as she left and that you recommended that she change her daily diet. The story was amazing Nik and poor girl was a smoke show and refused to have sex with any of us. Who knows if she has had sex since. The way she told the story was so intense it was like therapeutic for her. So Mr. Richie if this really happen I thank you because you made our FBS amazing.
Ashley I apologize.- nik