El Patron Nik Richie Is A Living Legend
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might sound crazy and completely off base but I have to ask you. A couple months ago my buddies and I took a trip down to Cabo. Fishing, booze and skirts. So during FBS we met a group of hot Scottsdale girls who graduated from ASU and of course work in the nightlife scene as cocktail servers until the figure out their path. We hung out with these skirts for 3 days and got to know them really well. When they said they were from Scottsdale I asked them if they have heard of TheDirty.com. This is where you made our trip Nik, as if us gentlemen didn’t worship you enough once we heard this story you became immortal. So the hotter girl of the group said she knew you personally. She claimed when she was a sophomore you guys got drunk one night at some club and you invited her back to your place Optimus or something. She told us you made her get naked and do 360′s inspecting her body and every time she tried to touch you you pushed her away. She kept pausing while telling us like she was getting emotional and at this point my boys and I were getting boners. Something about a hot chick telling a sex story in her bikini. Anyway she tells us you walked her into your bathroom naked and watched her take a cold shower just staring at her body, not talking. She said she was so turned on at this point she was shaking. She said you turned off the shower and refused to give her a towel then directed her to the toilet and watched her shake and requested that she pee. She said you told her once she peed you would give her a towel and she was literally freezing. As she’s telling us she is acting out the shaking and we’re all seeing booby shake, thank you Nik. Now this is where she breaks down a bit and she claims as she was peeing you moved the wet hair out of her face and just stared into her eyes and all you could hear was pee hitting the toilet water. She said once she was done you gave her a towel made her stand up and move to the side as you looked at the color of the pee. She said you made her bend down on her knees and smell the pee with you. At this point she stopped telling the story and we had to force it out of her 2 shots and 20 minutes later. She said after you guys smelled the pee you told her to put her clothes back on because she was not “healthy” and you made her leave. No sex no nothing. I asked her if you were joking with her and she said no she was crying as she left and that you recommended that she change her daily diet. The story was amazing Nik and poor girl was a smoke show and refused to have sex with any of us. Who knows if she has had sex since. The way she told the story was so intense it was like therapeutic for her. So Mr. Richie if this really happen I thank you because you made our FBS amazing.
Ashley I apologize.- nik
Why are you surprised that Nik’s Dirty wisdom was crafted over years? And that it’s just how he rolls?
Nik hates because he cares, as do I!
I am concerned for the future of these Potties, that’s why I hate…so hard!
if this story is true, which apparently Nik confimed it was, why would she tell you? Glad Nik appologised. I’d liken this story to picking a guy up in a club, and when he gets nakes she sees that he has a ‘tiny’ one, then tells him to put his pants back on and go home because he can’t do anything for her with that.
this is gross and i like this website but nik is f*cking weird
I’m starting to think Nik is gay. It doesn’t seem like he’s ever had sex
Not gay, just hard to turn on.- nik
I would be “hard to turn on” by a woman also because I am a straight woman. Get what I’m saying? I have been thinking for a while your hatred of woman was a sign of you hating ur gayness…
You sound super gay
I think Nik likes to play the role in the club and gets nervous when the girl wants to hook up and makes any excuse not to bang without coming out of the closet. He’s gotta be a closet homo
What does healthy pee smell like compared to unhealthy pee? Do you always smell pee? I think I would get sick smelling other peoples pee
Nik!!! hahaha I guess I see that her pee might show that she is a little unhealthy or at the least, has eaten unhealthy in the past few days…. But if she looks like a 10, then why refuse just because…. she is “unhealthy?”
Because he’s gay.
Nik, your a freak. I always had a feeling…
Are you f*cking serious? I keep going back and forth with my like/dislike for Nik. For someone who preaches he sure is a hypocrite( I’ll save that argument for another time). No way I would let a man ever do something like this. How degrading. Nik is such a gentlemen?? This is why I don’t bother meeting this man he is an imbecile with no heart. A cruel man. Any intelligent lady ( with a career) that has beauty ( not just plain beauty dimwits) would not touch Nik with a ten foot pole. Nik = Gross.
Fun fact: he is friends with Joe Francis. As the saying goes you are who your friends are. Joe has been proven to be a liar. He now owes 40 million to Steve Wynn as proven by the law that he is a liar. So I read Joe’s statement on his own website after the verdict … it is obvious he is lying. Even if Wynn wanted to kill Joe, why would you go get a restraining order knowing that he has ties to the mob. That is just asking for your death sentence if what Joe said was true … HELLO!! He could just order a hit?! Joe’s own statement shows intent … an elaborate scheme. Let me translate: I guarantee Nik Richie is not as honest as he claims. He is just a cold hearted & selfish human being.
ps. Forget my grammar goofs. Get the message for once. Nik, you better go check yourself. Do you even understand? Or are you too pigheaded??
Oh GTFO, why are you on the Dirty if you hate Nik so much? Idk for sure, but I think he gets paid every time you comment.
You’re upset with the truth, and we can understand that. It’s hard for some people. But you shouldn’t be mad Lilith, because you miss the wonderful silver lining… this is the female’s guide to the world of “douchism” and douche speak/behavior. It’s like the rosetta stone for whores. Only women with no sense of themselves fall prey to the judgment of people who are imperfect themselves. What Nik says and does will never truly have an impact on your life. You can calm down now.
Like a gentlemen, he recommended a changing of her diet and sent her on her way. Nik, a suggestion (well now your married no need for suggestions, but for the sake of the topic) would be to sign your book (I don’t think its out yet) and give her a copy (Jeter Style) or maybe T-shirt that says something to the affect “I went back to Nik’s hotel and all I got was a cold shower and a reality check” and of course you sign it, like a gentlemen.
Classic! What an amazing story The man practices what he preaches, like a gentleman.
I submitted this. Thanks for confirming Nik. You rock bro and for the record that’s not us on the boat. The chicks were hotter. I ripped the image off google.
You’re a loser dude. Get a real idol.
You guys gotta fish in San Diego. Better catch on both fronts.
Wow,,,.You scarred this poor woman for life and turned her into a gold digging lesbian. Have you no shame.(sarcasm)
UHmmm if you were going to throw her out over her urine scent why not have had her pee first? you’d already seen her naked.. why make her shower & then kick her out? stupid. sounds weird.
funny story, but completely fake
I wish it was fake too.- nik
No wonder Shayne left Nik ( or will in the near future – I can never tell if Nik is telling the truth. I actually feel bad for Shayne and her daughter to be stuck with someone like you for the rest of her life. For someone who is so honest it is rather hilarious that his word is no longer good. I would never trust this man nor look for advice from him because he is not a man of wisdom … just another loser. Hopefully one day his daughter is not treated like he treats women. I am sure he would like his daughter to be treated like a dog? … Picture it Nik, some guy asking your daughter in the future to get naked, do a full inspection of her body and then go smell her own urine ( I bet Nik made the chick smell her own shit too, don’t even try to deny it – I don’t believe anything you say).
Mr. richie ”wishes” this story was fake? Oh yes, that is a good sign. Hmmm…Could Nik’s ‘seemingly’ cold cold heart be softening, even if just a little> Either that or he’s maturing and realizing how lovely women are know that he has a great wife and young baby ‘girl’.:)
Nik made a chick smell her pee & that makes him a god? If anything it sounds like little Hooman didn’t want to risk the chance of the chick laughing at his little dick.
Wow. Haha that’s crazy. HULK
So this means Shayne must have been eating a healthy diet the night they met in Vegas…
One more thing Nik:
Just because you post factual information ( or posts about you) does not make you an honest person. Any person with half a brain knows how easily you can manipulate the truth especially when it is your own platform, in this case, your own website. What a moron you are to think you fool people.
You really need to get laid.- nik
Nik buddy. You really need to get layed cause by the sounds of it you look for any excuse not too
To each his own, right?
Nik, that’s just disgusting. You’re disgusting. I can’t watch this site anymore, you’re an absolute pig. Making a girl smell her own urine? I guess your wife passed that test the night you met in Vegas. I actually can’t even believe you posted this, it’s so embarrassing, to you, of course. While your reading this, why don’t you also take the opportunity to fix your f*cking repulsive new dye job. You look like a furry old hobo.
yeah of course he can manipulate the story. what girl is going to be standing there, ‘so turned on to the point of shaking?” and if it is true why would she tolerate this? this is just so weird!?! ewww gross! i just imagined it.
As usual, I am no better for having read anything on this website.
Actually eating a lot of vegetables makes your pee smell funny, so your logic is flawed.
That’s what I was thinking! Also what retarded idiot girl does this. I would have sent her on her way as well, since she was OK with allowing someone she didn’t know to degrade her so bad… like who wants to be with that? BOTH ARE GROSS and both need intense counselling. No wonder you are hard to turn on nik, not only do you need someone physically perfect you also have a very twisted/dark psyche when it comes to eroticism, WAY more twisted then I had originally presumed.
No f’ing way!
Bwahahaha! I can’t believe you allowed this to come out about yourself! Even worse, some guys applaud you for this and think it’s cool?
Yes the girl was dumb,and insecure to allow Nik to smell her pee/shower/twirl around naked but I think any girl willing to have sex with a stranger is dumb and insecure, Nik seriously grosssss.
(pukes)
I too believe you are gay! Only men i have met that are so hard on women are always homolicious.
average straight man taking back hot girl will have sex, go down on her, unless it is a sick arab…aka Hooman.
bwahahaha
There is nothing hotter than a man who knows exactly what he wants and needs. Like a gentleman, you didn’t settle.
And dominance… hmm…
Nik, when your banging Shayne and that’s assuming you do, do you think about Lorenzo
No.- nik
When your thinking about Lorenzo in that way do you imagine him moaning OH NIC OH or do you imagine him moaning OH HOOMAN OH
Nik, Honestly this girl has to be the stupidest girl alive.
If any guy ever tried to pull that crap I probably would have spit in his face and told him the eff off, & the fact the she allowed you (if true) to do all that stuff makes her look soooo bad hahahhaha , awe poor girls these days, they never learn.
She graduated from ASU… not the brightest. Back in 2008-2009 Scottsdale was a sex fest, people didn’t care. I think she just felt cool that she was over at my place so she could brag to her sorority sisters.- nik
Nik, you need to be euthanized. Even though you’ve reproduced once, (that you know of), you need to be neutered now. Do you hate your daughter because she has color to her skin from you? Maybe she smells like curry a little, huh? Dick, you’re a waste of skin and set our country’s mind set backwards. Do you hate yourself? Do you hate your nestle crunch face? Do you hate your own smell? Go back to Saudi you fucking moron. Shayne has got to be an idiot! You’re not contributing anything to your fellow man kind, you’re only hurting us with your shallow bullshit. You Nick are clueless, and will raise a fucked up kid with your vile ways. Run Shayne run!
I just think nik is a real controll freak. Maybe he made her do this as a part of te sex since “controlling” girls in the edroom is what turns him on.. Eventually smelling her pee he decided not to bang her why? Well would u have one night stand with some girl who smells bad? He was prolly afraid that she had some disease down there, and its way more “manly” to skip the fucking of a hot girl and keep your dick
and i’m not a fan of him i just think this website is funny.
That’s the dumbest, lamest FN story I’ve ever heard. Please for furture reference, never post any more stories of your “awesome trips”. Not only was it completely and utterly boring but it was the defintion of anti-climatic.
BTW…if some random chick’s story about taking a piss in front of Nik Richie is what “made the trip” for you….then you either need to get out more, get new friends or at the very least grow up b/c I thought I was reading story from a sophmore in High School.
I am never visiting this website again.. Nik, take a look at yourself. Is this really the life you want to live? If I were you, I’d take my winnings and do some soul searching.
I am officially a HUGE Nik Richie fan after that story. You are fcking epic!
You seemed so chill in Couples Therapy, now I see that you have some serious deep rooted issues
he wasnt inspecting her, he was intimidating her
it wasnt lust she was shaking with
nik’s d-bag status just rose.
poor shayne, smelling pee? weird. Good luck press you’ll need it!
It has everything to do with his culture. Iranians are weird and crazy like that.
If I were to end up back at a hotel with you and you asked to smell my pee, I’d promptly leave. Fuckin weird man!