Emily Candler/Emily Caprice Would You?
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Emily candler (Emily Caprice) Likes to describe herself as “an international model and worldwide traveler that has dined in over 31 countries” (a author and model) her talents also include being arrested twice for PROSTITUTION, DUI and reckless driving. Her latest mugshot under her new allies Landler speaks for its self. so Nik would you do her?
Answer: No, her nose is almost swollen shut and she has elastic joints (pinched by photoshop).
She looks just like her mom. Unfortuntatley that isn’t a good body type.Her man said she has been a complete drunk mess in front of her mom during this visit. I don’t understand why none of her true friends don’t try to get her into a rehab or talk to her about how she has fucked up her life. It will only continue if she doesn’t get sober. I guess she really has no friends anymore. I could not sit by and watch that without some words of advice. Her mom should put her in rehab Her man should stop talking shit about her like its a joke and get her some help. Sorry excuses all of them.
Rotten crotch
GO TO REHAB
A real friend would tell her they are worried and she needs to lay off the booze. Not buy and encourage her alcohol abuse like her poor excuse for man.
The latest update from her husband is the following: she got drunk and told him off on valentines day. After he took her to melting pot. She has to much curly hair weave. Looks like a a animal on her head\ She is a rude heffer
That girl is a full blown alcoholic. She let her body get fat and flabby because she has to sleep off her hangover all day. So that leaves no time for exercise
Donuts and alcohol doesn’t do a body good.
That hair wig of hers looks like some drag queen shit. Is dat a dead animal?
Dead rat wig on her head
I believe she will end up just another statistic.
Yo Yo Yo. Your husband is cheating on ya.
She is still slurping down that alcohol lOokin like the witch of west palm.
Her forward is huge in person. She wears these ugly bangs to try to hide it. Who wears curled under wispy bangs. This isn’t the 90′s——/- does she use hair scrunchies too. We don’t want you attending our girls group Ecc
FUGLY SaGGIN TIT BO|TCH! GET A BOOB LIFT
Tits hangin to her kankles
I was thinking the same thing. Did anyone see her latest profile picture? Hair frizzy, tits sagging to her knees and a bottle in her hand. If I was her I would be so ashamed of what I’ve become. Some old bitch hanging out in bars and clubs actin like she’s 21. But lOokin 40. Bitch can’t get her own husband to put a ring On it. Anyone know why she don’t wear a ring? She needs a supportive bra or a boob lift ASAP. Nasty
Me don’t like flabby broads
Fat drunks rock the dick in ass
She only has dog friends because they have no choice
Sniff a sutter homes bottle honey. Your husband sucks my pussy all the time.
Wa wa do okie dots do ya. Peanut brain fat armPit smell stink.
Piss in your Cheerios cereal.
She was a fucking drunk mess again last night. I’m so tired of this shit. Fat bitch needs rehab ASAP
Does her husband hv kids from previous marriage ? Her being an out of control drunk is not a good environment for kids.
If he has kids I’m sure them don’t live with him. He would be better off he if left her. She is a drunk jail hoe. I heard emily hates kids.
Kids? These fools can’t even take care of themselves. Please do not procreate.
Last update from husband. Stood him up for dinner on tuesday bc she was trashed. What a joke
Seen her out at a spot in Ft lauderdale. She was wearing a pink top showing off her flabby fat arms. She looked very sweaty and wasted. She lOoks so old from her alcohol drug abuse and she must have given up exercise a long time ago. She is to old to hang out at bars everyday. Get a life scumbag. If I was your husband I would stand your bitch as up and change the locks on the door. Dirty poor excuse for a woman.
She wears some ugly tight ass dresses. She doesn’t have any purpose in life. She hates her husband and wishes she was with a millionaire hottie like Bambi Lashell. That won’t happen for a fat drunk rude bitch with out class and a flabby ass
Bomb shacklocka your man be fuckin me
On her twitter pics she looks old and flabby.
Emily you arent fooling anybody.
I heard she is tryin to lose weight. But she still is a raging slutty alcoholic. So who cares. Let’s stop talking about this bitch. She is old news. Just a washed up hooker with a trout and lip hair.
You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig
She got trashed and ruined her mans bday.
She is trying to pretend she is pregnant on Facebook. Any smart person would know this must just be a April fools joke. I doubt she can even get pregnant with all drugs and alcohol she is on and by who? Her so called man is like 60 years old. People it’s a dumb joke! Bitch is a hoe and trick and fat from food and alcohol. She would be the worst unfit mother. She doesn’t have a kind bone in her body. She is a sick evil quadrant.
Being pregnant is not a funny joke. It just proves again she is a shitty asshole. And wasting people’s time saying congrats. I’m glad I unfriended her a while ago.
I’m still friends with her on Facebook. I know her from a girls group. People were actually commenting on her pregnancy post saying- you don’t seem like a mom type lmao. One girl even posted what are you expecting some wine. That was a low blow insult. She didn’t even get the fact her So Called Facebook friends think she’s a drunk idiot that is to dumb to be a mom. I was cracking up laughing at the insults. She used to have some friend on Facebook that commented on her posts a lot and they had tons of pics together that had the cutest baby I have ever seen. But just suddenly I haven’t seen her on her page anymore in months. She probably stop talking to her because she is a danger around children with her distructive life style. This girl was gorgeous skinny and appeared to have her shit together. Does anyone else know this girl or what happened to their friendship? Let me know.
She got fat BC she stopped snorting coke like she used to.
It is good she stopped doing coke. She might have switched to pain medicine or weed. That and alcohol can pack on the pounds. I guess she looks so old from stress of failing at life and being a nobody loser.
It is best to stay far away from her. You will only get burned by befriending her. Imho she is an evil person with serious mental problems, and who has a warped view of reality.
Who is Ben and how do you know this girl? Is she really nuts with a sex predator
She had crust in her underwear. She also had a skid mark shit stain. Not impressed for $200$ FS Not calling her again for a booty call.
200 $ for a fuck FS
Her only purpose in life is get drunk get fuckin bitchy and pass out with her legs open.
Her hunky husband said last night was another fiasco. She was a drunk fucking idiot. He refuses to take her to Brazil or anywhere else far away until she gets sober. He always calls me with that bullshit. I’m glad I left him along time ago. He deserves a dumb drunk slut.
Blahhahaha bahahabaha ahhhhhaaa Smoke and toke don’t poke and fall flat on your big forehead.me thinks at you like a monkeys shit
Em will you marry my fried toe jam? Sincerely smiley
You smell like a red snappers Finn
Her husband called her out on Facebook. Sayin she needs to get off the booze and drugs and stop cheating. They are like a bunch of middle school children. Can they just break up already. Their relationship was doomed from the start. She is probably cheatin trickin and hoeing. She look fat in her recent photos so don’t what drugs she on? Musta be da PILLS
She got all fucked up and ruined their anniversary. I’m so surprised. What a douchebag. She ruins every day of anybody’s life near her. She is a old looking washed up drugged out drunken cum quat. Tramp with a dirty smelling fish puss. I wouldn’t spend a dollar on that thing.
1 min they are posting pics together and out on a romantic evening, the next they are acting like 12 yr olds going at each other and showing their true detest of one another over Facebook. It is quite sad
I agree Frankie
Her so called husband is like 60 years old and still arguing on Facebook for the world to see. Ms. Emily is up all night posting dumb sayings on Facebook probably all fueled by her drug and alcohol addiction. Every time they go out they fight because she gets so fucked up and acts a fool. Grow up Emily. Your dogs don’t even love u. They don’t have a choice. Nobody likes you. Everyone makes fun of you and your fake life and marriage. You lOok 45. Get your life on track. You will be alone forever. Nobody likes a lieing cheating drink druggie slut that stinks like rotten crotch.
Are they getting a divorce? They should just get it over with. He can be happy and free from that crazy money hungry tramp. She can go back to hooking. She will have to lower her price due to her fat and aged looks. lick it she will end up old and alone or in jail.
I really feel bad for her…. She is not a horrible person; she just is lost in life. She never had a normal life. That being said, she needed to grow up, find passion in life, hold her anger when drinking, and find other ways to earn $ other than hooking or escorting. She is desperate to live the life of the rich and famous…. She truly thinks people will see her Facebook and twitter posts and assume she’s living in luxury. That’s quite sad knowing that you have no true friends anymore. Her short swimsuit modeling career ended when she began gaining weight, but she still would love others to think she is a top model. She puts this facade on her Facebook and twitter not realizing we can all see through it. I hope he leaves her because both have a motive for staying married and its not love.. Its sick.. Em I hope you read this and get a reality check and get your life
I think her husband writes most of these posts. It is so sad
Drunken MESS again!!! We all love to drink and have a good time with friends but we know limits and don’t have a goal of getting sh*faced…. She doesn’t know that there’s a line not to cross and people our age don’t enjoy falling over, slurring, and not remembering a damn thing.
That behavior should end between 18-25. If it doesn’t stop than you need to not drink at all. That is considered a alcoholic. If you can’t go out & just have a few. She needs to not only grow up but seek rehabilitation. If just a casual Monday night dinner turns into a drunken fiasco. What kinda fun is that for others? Her spouse should leave her if she doesn’t check into the Betty Ford clinic. She is nothing but a hopeless drunk loser. She only had 1 true friend and she pushed her away bc of her drunk tyraids as well. Her Facebook was humorous but I had to delete myself bc I started to feel ashamed listening to her behavior and not telling her the truth about her actions. Fairwell
Her & her so called husband are still pretending to be together. All they do is fight and she doesn’t have a wedding ring on ever. She looks old and nasty as FUCCCkKKKk
Her & her so called husband are still pretending to be together. All they do is fight and she doesn’t have a wedding ring on ever. She looks old and nasty as FUCCCkKKKk
wtf is she going to do when alone and old ?
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Trick and whore herself out again…… If she ever stopped?…. Yeah she never wears a ring, their marriage is based on lies
Why is everyone here anonymous lol
Anon means nothing
I never understood why she doesn’t wear a wedding band. I wonder if he wears one. We don’t see many pictures of him. He is just her supplier for money and booze. She should just go back to escorting and live on her own. She still does it on the side anyways. I think she is just to lazy to get her ass out of bed move and get a divorce. I doubt she will get a penny from him. He has proof that her behavior caused their marriage to fail. Who gets arrested and continues to drink and drive? She is not the sharpest tool in the shed. She deserves to be alone and without any friends. She was a drunk bitch to them all.
Her fake hubby has been beating her and forcing her to stay for years. She begs to leave. He never let’s her. Does $$$ talk. Guess so
I think she beats him. She lOoks bigger than him
She got so wasted last night that she actually shit her self in my car. She was wearing a dress to with out underwear. So shit got smushed all over my leather interior. Talk about one nasty fucking broad. Shit stain hoe
Stop shitten in your pants
Stop shitting your pants
she even shits on the floor at blue martini. so dont feel bad.
Pissed on the floor at blue martini and stuck her finger in my ass for 20 bucks
She stays up all night smelling licorice and drinking the booze.
She has her Facebook profile private. What is she hiding. It might just be her drunk ass self and fake marriage. Blah blah
She made more scenes drunk last week then I could ever count.
She is NOT off the bottle or pills.
She is taking tranqulizers to forget about her life.
All the valium and booze has caused her face to puff out and resemble a catcher’s mitt.
She resembles a broke hobo.
Stop throwing up and shitting and yelling in our back pond. That is for the nature and ducks. Not a drunk whore neighbor. Please just move ASAP. The next time I will call the police. 911
She is out in Tennesee whoring.
She is at a bar every night. Most of the time by herself. Sometimes with her fake hubby. She looks really old and her clothes are shitty. I don’t think her hubby is giving her much mula. Maybe that’s why she out whoring and trickin again. Sometimes she be at the truck stops hooking with her thumb in the air for sum pills . Yo yo yo
She was in Nashville hooking out of a hotel room. Maybe her man threw her ass out the door.
She buys all her clothes at TJ max Marshals and Ross. Broke slutzzzz