THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick and tired of how obese this country is and how as soon as a woman have a child she gets fat and just blames the child birth for everything. My wife was so beautiful and skinny, she was perfect. After we had our child, she gained about 60 pounds during the pregnancy and I assumed she would drop it once she was done spitting the kid out. Well it never happened and two years later and she has the same baby weight and I’m thinking about leaving her. I’m just sick of the excuses, like look at her friend Sabrina, she has a child and bam girl is back to her old sexy self. How can I go about getting my wife back, the one I fell in love with and the one I married?
This is your fault. All guys need to study their potential wife’s genetic code before they decide on marriage and kids (that’s what I did).- nik