THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how ridic is this story? So you remember a few years back this chick Alicia Gusatferro was on “Wife Swap” with her family and was notorious for being a beauty queen brat ant got a lot of backlash from viewers because of it. The family wound up suing ABC  for $100 million for emotional damages (which was pointless cuz she IS ONE) and the rest is history. Fast forward to Monday and look what I find in the news. Turns out Alicia (who’s 20 now) was caught in a car with a 54 year old NY defense attorney named James D. Doyle and this wasn’t some casual encounter. Alicia allegedly told officers that James calls her twice a month for sex and pays her between $500 and $700 per session, is aware of her age, and that both of them were drinking prior to their arrest. The best part? She said she hadn’t received the money yet because she usually would get it in the morning (STUPID GIRL GET YOU MONEY NOW! HA). Now James, who’s been arrested twice before on drunk driving charges, was charged with a DWI, patronizing a prostitute and giving alcohol to a minor and beauty queen was charged with prostitution, possession of a controlled substance and criminal impersonation. I’ve including pictures and an “alleged convo between her and friend when she openly admits to the arrangement her and the New York Atonement had……..Did you get all Nik? How insane is all of this? Don’t you think he should have been a little smoother, or picked a smarter girl that wouldn’t flap her mouth? Although I will admit, her mug shot is HOT. Lol would you Nik?  [click here for confession to cops]

The chick is married too.- nik