THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this past 4th of July these two idiots at Sigma Phi Epsilon, Stephen Armbruster and Robert McManus, went on a bear macing rampage in retaliation for their fraternity house letters being stolen. They drunkenly got on a scooter and headed towards their target. But instead, they though it would be funny to spray the repellent into a party that happen to be going on Zeta Beta Tau’s front lawn. BAD IDEA! The wind shifted, and it hit a lot of people, also they crashed the scooter and were arrested soon after. The other day 21 year old McManus pleaded guilty to first-degree criminal trespassing. Meanwhile, Armbruster, also 21, pleaded guilty to third-degree assault. I swear, frat guys are such idiots sometimes. Would you have been in a frat and done drunken shenanigans like that Nik?

I was in a Frat (Sigma Pi) and I dominated.- nik