THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s some photo’s of this supermodel Gemma, she apparently dropped modeling a couple years back to be in some movies. I’ve always thought she is drop dead perfection. Blonde, blue eyes, skinny, perfect face. Tell the DA if this angel is good enough for you.
Something is weird about her face… it’s like someone sat on it.- nik
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She got a wonkey eye
wth is a wonkey eye? sonds hillbilly.
frigging nik!! that comment is hilarious!! made my day! xo
Fish eyes. Too far apart
she’s unique looking, but her face isn’t beautiful. she kinda looks like an alien.
she is unique looking. but that’s what beauty truely is.
by that logic, paris hilton and denis rodman are “truly beautiful” as well…
She may not really be Nik’s type but I think she is absolutely stunning, I agree with the poster she has a very angelic look
F.A.S. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
spot on.
She looks like a F#ckin Alien! – IMReckless google that shit we Raging
Gemma Ward is so angelic!
OMG, Nik that is just so wrong … however, absolutely hilarious and unfortunately, very true.
I agree 100%! I was thinking she looks alien-ish. Something definitely off!
yet..she earns lot of money because of her “alien” face…
Good morning Nik, I am just sitting beside my computer having my coffee and I have decided to leave you another delightful message just to get you in the right mood to start your day off:
Nik is just jealous that I have a stronger sexual appetite than him and that I have a boyfriend. I meant to say, he is just mad that I have never wanted him.
Here is a little insight since your brain is limited with its’ thinking capacity:
Another problem you have when talking to me Nik is that I tend to think like a man though I have a VERY feminine side that you with NEVER have the privilege to see. Also since you cannot think beyond the obvious … I have always told half truths ( I will let you decipher what is true and what is not). I love to torment and to taunt you. It gets me off. Anyways …
I just want to inform you that anyone else that has read my messages and truly knows what is going on ( the mind raping) is laughing at me but even more so laughing at you my friend. Flashback: Do you not remember when I started talking on here? It was when Ari and Shayne were fighting. Do you remember the conversation? Let us just say the first comments I ever made were sexually related ( that is why it is so fucking funny that you cannot tell I purposely keep away from that conversation since you are up against someone who enjoys sex). Sucks that you have been schooled by a woman. ;D
I have also decided that since you are a high maintenance prissy princess that your new nickname will be “princess”. I may or may not use it in future comments. Now go put on your tutu and start prancing around like you usually do.
Am I just a complete bitch? Cool. Do I swear too much some times? Awesome! Do you dislike me even more today? Perfect!! I have a short attention span and I am officially bored with you right now until the next episode. It may be later today or next week. I hope you enjoyed this ‘chapter’ in my novel today.
Bye
You seem to think you are much more intelligent than you really are. Smug isn’t a good look.
i’ll tell you what it is nik, she looks like a child in the face.
she looks like stewie…..lmao