THE DIRTY ARMY: Going to get straight to the point Nik. I hate your new look. I watched the radio show last night and you have aged into a monster. Handle your sh*t before you start getting tattoos of Rihanna on your neck. DA Strong! Post this please.
Posted.- nik
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yeah, nik. that look makes you look like an old ass heroin addict. frosted blond look is so justin timberlake in n’sync circa 2002. you look sickly.
Haha poster is crazy. HULK
I’m sad to have to agree. Nik, go back dark. The blonde is so Sisqo.
Will the real slim shady please stand up
this commenter had it down to an artform.
Anyone ever read The Cay? Google it.
The blonde hair is hot… the blonde beard.. no
Nik I totally get it now. It’s not about hot guys for u or weather or not u look like a 10 on ur scale of hotness. It’s about the girls. Degrading them to the point that that feel ugly and useless. Then if they are up to ur standards u will build them up a little so they love you because awesome nik riche thinks they are hot. Keeping them hating themselves enough to think they can’t do any better. Have you read the ” shades of grey” books? Seems like it could be loosely based on you. This isn’t a hate message. This is an ” I finally get it message”. If you can do this to a girl why not. They put up with ur crap and want to so why change. Don’t nik. Be you and be fabulous. Xoxo from Canada
Your charisma can be seen from space.
you have a flesh colored beard like spencer pratt!
he kinda looks like specner now that you say that
He totally does look like Spencer lol
Richie, you’re going through a midlife crisis. What you have on your face is not acceptable.
I agree! Nik, stop with the crisis!
would still let you inspect me in 360.
Rockin’ a Dead Kennedy’s shirt. Man you have hit a new low. Scottsdale Uber alles?
pls Nik, u used to be kinda hot…now u look all druged out or something… gross facial hair is not ur look sweetie!
I have to agree 100%…This is a HORRIBLE look. I was quite honestly SHOCKED when I saw the still of you on the radio show up on the page. I was like “WOW!!”….OOOLD MAN??!! This makes you look like an old, dirty HOMELESS dude!! It ages you about 20 years Nik…No joke. It’s not even funny. But if you are going for “shock value” then it did the trick…Cause you now look like a middle aged OLD MAN. STOP it please!! I love this site and am on it daily. I don’t want my dream killed with an aging old dude trying to hold onto his “youth”…. ICK!! It’s creepy and downright scary. Please go back to looking young and hot. Thanks.
I agree you new look Nik, looks like sh*t.
- Coloring is for the ladys, not the gentlemen.
Why on earth would you bleach your beard?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I thought Macaulay Culkin died?
Its the result of bad karma. Hurting other peole, etc. judging others watch the curses of him start showing up in his life. What a sad pathetic life knowing you make money off of hurting others. You look like an albino gay at the crib trying to score some Sh$!.
this screams life crises. keep it up and keep on trucking.
Nik, please tell me this isn’t another attempt to appear Caucasian. You look much better with your natural color. This is way too f*cking hipster.
Nik, you really need to change that new look. Blonde isn’t for persian people its for Chris Brown.
As I mentioned before, Nik is in REBELLION against his Middle Eastern roots. Instead of only projecting it out onto women, he is now turning it on himself. Nik is also undergoing a life-meltdown of epic proportions, it seems.
I, too, watched last night’s show and had all the same thoughts. The lack of sleep is showing, Nik, If you’re going to drink, make SURE to also eat a bit.
I still think at some point, Nik, you will come back to the dark side. You will find a nice, dark-haired, big real boobed girl; and that will be the marriage that sticks. The bleached hair and beard will disappear, people will be AMAZED at your transformation!
At some point, you will inevitably “see the DARK”! =)
#troof
Jus’ sayin’.!
Geezzzzzzz It’s just blond dye get over it I would say the same thing if you were bashing red heads , brunettes or any hair color ! It’s just a hair color get over it ! Nik can dye his hair whatever color he wants it doesn’t mean he hates he ethnicity
It doesnt mean he Hates his ********
Ahhhh, the hair dye is a psychological symbol.
I stand by everything I said.
#troof
I just think it’s wrong that you judge people solely on their hair color and looks without even knowing them it’s just a hair color it doesn’t define a person I judge people of their actions and behavior
I think it looks great & I love the Kennedys shirt!! Way better then the swag rags <3 keep it up
Nik is going to start a new trend.
Ron Pearlman?
Does your wife still sleep with you?
Nik i have to agree, like you would tell many girls, you have potential and you are just going backwards, you arent albino, please go back to dark, and SHAVE! You youldnt want a hairy vag, so shave your face, xo MIAMI
I legit just rubbed one out to you Nik. I like the look, I honestly never knew you were that sexy. Watching your radio show really changed my feelings towards you… If I thought I actually had a chance I’d love to let you get it in.
What kind of girls say “rubbed one out to you” … how sexy?? lmao Brittany you sure know how to turn on a man.
As for the hair, well, I have nothing nice to say to Nik right now because I am disappointed in him as a person. So, I am going to bit my tongue before I go off on him again.
Hint: Lilith and Jinni. I have to give Nik hints because he cannot keep up. He is a tad bit slow, if you know what I mean.
Sorry buddy, I don’t mean to make fun of your handicaps but I have to be “honest”; but,this is as nice as I can be right now to you.
**bite
Sorry, this was important.
wait, wait, wait …
My correction **bite was for “bite my tongue”. Just for the grammar/spelling police. I know, this is even more important than my last message.
Can you tell I am overall too analytical? Or do I just sound OCD/Crazy? Whatever. XD
Actually, I was thinking about it last night and I realized I rarely have anything nice to say to Nik. It is because I am so much cooler and better than him of course.
Jesus, all this computer hacker stuff must have aged you by AT LEAST ten-fifteen years.
LMFAO- i am not a wh@re song should play every time nik makes an appearance at the clubs… Ive seen chicks throw there soiled panties to him when he is at the club.
Beard is completely gross but I’m loving you rocking the dead Kennedy’s shirt. Didn’t know you had it in you. Upped a level in my book
I am shocked that nobody mentioned your obvious bobble head on that comically small, boy proportioned body. I mean your probably small enough to be given away at MLB games too. I like you and the site, just try to get a little rest and take care of yourself, you look like shit.
can you try any harder to not look like a persian?
Stressed out and serious..nothing sexier than that
Looking stressed and intense, and in the kitchen! Doesn’t get hotter than that!
Seriously?! Who the hell bleaches their facial hair? Why didn’t you just go ahead and do your eyebrows (hell, your lashes too)? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you look so ragged & well, old! Not hot! Boo!
fukk you! niks hot!
Its the booze brother. Kills everybody look sooner or later. Smoke a J or something and gt up on your fine ass wife.
He looks like a heroin addicted albino monkey, but it works for him, he looks so hot. If he is single he will have no issues with attracting hot horny women!
self-post by nik
Yuck , yuck, yuck! Even if you don’t care how you look, at least pull it together for your wife. As a woman, I can tell you that this makes you look like a scary stinky homeless guy. Do as you wish, but you could look so much better.
When I first saw the pic I thought it was a story about how Spencer Pratt is a crackheaded hobo …..kindof makes aything you say about ayone else insignificant when you are looking like this.
This site is becoming so lame. What happened to all the sidebar links to other dirty stories? I used to be able to drink a full cup of coffee while reading about trainwrecks and now, you have a running feed of about four stories? Fix this site – put it back, make it more readable. You are going to make yourself and site boring and obsolete.
Its a daily process. I’m going to make this site 10x better. Fresh dirt will be back once I finish this hacker battle. I believe in you, so believe in me.- nik
“self post” haha
Still tho, why the ring on left hand = ?
September 14, 2012 at 1:46 PM
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say WHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?
why?
Must admit, pretty smooth move to put up a self-deprecatin’ thing
Nik. You look like shit. Smarten the fuck up. We all know you have erectile disfunction and cheat on your wife from that blind item. Call it karma or whatever, but you always told people to get over it and make themselves better. You’ve hit a low. We all do. Pick yourself up, get some work done or whatever you always suggest, and goddammit start taking care of yourself, because honestly…..well you just look like shit. Xo
I do like the shirts though
breaking down some yayo!!!!
got to hand it to you Nik: Ive never seen anyone bash chicks as much as you do and still have bimbos throwing themselves at you like ur a freaking god.
wow, by your site you seem realllyyy young for your age! i had no idea you were 50! o_o
I’m digging the look Mr. Richie! If you had a suit on in those photos I’d have assumed you were a business mogul or something like that. The beard is where all a man’s power comes from, so use that power for the forces of good and tear some shit up!
Dude you look like Ron perlman from sons of anarchy.
Dude, you look bummed. Go to Hawaii, shut off the phone and enjoy. To much partying, not enough you time.
ewwwwww ur sooo fukn ugly ive seen a lotttttttttt of ugly men in az and ur def one of the ugliest in my opinion. no wonder why u get joy out of putting ppl on blast u want ppl to focus on other ppls pics instead of realizing how horrible u r. ur seriously pathetic. how can u judge ppls looks wen ur uglier than them???????????????????????????????????????