Haters Gonna Hate Dr. Douche
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after reading about Dr. Douche I decided to be his friend on Facebook. Dude, this guy is a true f*cking legend. He truly speaks his mind and he is right most of the time. He kinda of reminds of you but with just a little less knowledge than you have. His quotes and posts are just motivating and get me pumped about life. Definitely favorite DC of all time already.
Please don’t submit Dr. Douche excerpts… that is not how this program works. I pick and choose his greatness.- nik
Haha Nik son’d the poster. This Dr. definitely sounds fearless doesn’t he? “You can hate me now, but I won’t stop now, you can hate me NOWWW!” HULK
Looks like a dr douche self post. Keep on douchen dr. … Douche on, douche on.
He forgot to mention that the M-F Job pays well and has a retirement plan….
I am so lucky not to be 30 and stuck with a short term career as a bartender or club promoter. God has blessed me
THAT IS A QUOTE HE STOLE FROM ZYZZ.. ZYZZ WROTE THAT QUOTE IN ONE OF HIS VIDEOS.
JOEY MAZEN IS A FRAUD
That’s why he said “as a wise man once said”. Not once did he say he wrote it. Everybody knows that’s Zyzz’s quote. What, he’s not allowed to quote people, now?
Joey didn’t add that “wise man once said” himself.. That is also a part of the quote that Zyzz posted on his videos/bb profile.
Douches gonna douche…
Thank u Dr. Douche for ur wisdom. U need to come out with audio tapes like Tony Robbins.
Dr. Douche has to be the best DC in a very long time. Keep doing your thug thizzle my nizzle.
Self Post, no one likes you. Girls are repulsed by you and so are guys. Keep deepthroating Chris Otero’s 2 incher you F*G
My cousin has lost it. I can’t believe he thinks this is a great and positive thing to be put on blast for being a Douche.
I love your inspirational quotes dude. Keep them b*tches coming. You will be someone in life sometime soon. I can feel it.
Joey Mazen is a F*cking HTOWN legend now. He can’t even walk down the street without people mobbing him and asking for advice in life.
True that, I had him sign my big breasts when I saw him.
Dr. Douche never gets laid, so I have no clue what he is talking about in him mystical quotes.
JOEY MAZEN for President no doubt. This n*gga is a damn legend.
This guy is such a damn dork. I don’t see how anyone can hangout with him. He is beyond retarded and takes a bunch of steroids.
Strong hater/10
I got a great idea. Someone give this guy a gun and let him shoot himself in the head so he can shut the F*ck up. Can’t stand him.
This guy is beyond stupid. I don’t know why you are deciding to make him famous Nik. This is only going to make his ego grow.
LOL, sorry but this guy is a f*cking inspiration to me. He speaks the truth and only speaks of what people wish they could.
his other post had over 50k views. That right there is a stat very hard to get on TheDIrty.
lmao at niks comment.
I LOVE (most of) his advice!!!
kinda reminds me of a taliban verision of Ari Golden. lmao
And this shows precisely what is wrong with this country. Selfish people only concerned with YOLO (dumbest concept ever), instead of leading a productive life. You are leeches on the back of society. Fortunately people like this cake have a relatively short run, and always end up depressed and confused. They are too small minded (like much of the audience here) to ever understand the real meaning of life. Let me give you a hint, dressing like a retard, getting stupid tattoos, clubbing every night, spending ever dollar you make, and passing sluts around is not living. We aren’t haters, we’re makers. People like this guy provide entertainment to us. It’s like watching midgets wrestle. No one worth a damn in life envies him.
The whole hater concept was created by stupid people, for stupid people. Stupid people who need justification for their stupid decisions in life.
This guy is a moron. Dirtbags like this guy are the reason why my successful friends and I can’t enjoy the nightlife in Houston. It’s been overrun by bottom feeders and losers.
Nik needs to stop letting Self Posts over run the Dirty…